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Main Site has SSL errors certificate expired. Pls fix, thx! K'bye! (#412)
by Anonymous on Feb. 9, 2019, 5:10 a.m.

BCH hard-fork -> BCH _ BCV ? price hiking... your bet if hard fork would go through? (#408)
by bad on Nov. 5, 2018, 6:06 p.m.

Not so easy is it? (#406)
by RustyFoster on Nov. 4, 2018, 7:45 a.m.
Trying to run a site of trolls with DNS errors?

Now you know why I quit and took down my site.

postal service is over-rated? (#411)
by bad on Dec. 13, 2018, 5:08 p.m.
4 packages might be coming to Peaks Island... then it could be <4 in total...

u r welcome!

Well, that was a fuckup (#410)
by freek666 on Nov. 6, 2018, 3:36 a.m.
Late on invoices... Lost half our infrastructure... an unknown amount of code patches and git branches lost... and all sorts of helper scripts.

Was very lucky to have a nearly ready to run install on another machine, and the live database intact.

FUCK!!! Sorry.

trolls? (#407)
by United_Fools on Nov. 5, 2018, 12:27 a.m.

We don't know what are DNS errors, but we do know it is time for (#404)
by United_Fools on Oct. 26, 2018, 10:07 p.m.

Story 404 (#405)
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2018, 5:21 a.m.
Meaning 404 page not found error. DNS errors are bad, Dinosaur Nuclear Submarines run the web.

Main site is down with DNS errors (#403)
by Anonymous on Oct. 25, 2018, 5:03 a.m.
Yeah it is down! gives a server moving message. But without the s it directs here.

SHIT is back - the main (#409)
by bad on Nov. 5, 2018, 7:03 p.m.
My mother is trying to get my downs brother to impregnate his downs girlfriend so she can take the baby (#400)
by Anonymous on Sept. 24, 2018, 2:43 a.m.
Posted byu/Laukadvice
23 hours ago
My mother is trying to get my downs brother to impregnate his downs girlfriend so she can take the baby
My brother is 22 and has down syndrome with my mother being his sole carer (our father did a runner soon after he was born).

I'm 26, female and was told I would never have kids due to my tubes closing up which meant my mother would never have a grandchild from either of her own children.

Soon after I got my news my mother took an extreme interest in my brothers sex life. She signed him up to various dating agencies for people with downs even though all my brother wants to do is play Minecraft. He has no genuine interest in girls or sex.

Around 3 months ago I'd say a dating website specialising in relationships for people witb disabilities in Durham found my brother a match. A 19 year old also with a milder form of downs who is absolutely sex mad but like most young downs nowadays they share an interest in Minecraft but my brother still had no interest in sex.

As the weeks went by my mother began to encourage my brother to have sexual relations with the girl, asking him to kiss each other and lick eachothers tongue. This all came to a head when my mother bought testosterone gel online in hope it would make my brother more stimulated but after a month of that not working she decided to give him viagra during a play date, the dose was that strong he began crying because after 4 hours his erection wouldn't go away and she had to take him to hospital where she told the doctor he had found her boyfriends viagra pills in her bedroom. She doesn't even have a boyfriend.

When she fixed the dose of viagra she would tell my brother to go to bed with this girl where my mum would help them have sex. Again my brother had no interest in sex but was bribed with his favourite treat jammy dodgers (They were also the method my mum used to spike him by putting chopped up viagra pills in them).

By the way... throughout all this I'm telling my mother that YOU'RE F.CKING CRAZY! I've argued with her multiple times and I'm currently in the process of moving out because of this. Even though they're not using condoms my mother insists she's not trying to get this girl pregnant and says she's only helping because it was recommended by another mum with a son with downs. She says boys build up a lot of frustration if they don't have a sexual release and she's trying to look out for her son.

Anything my mother says doesn't add up, I've seen her history on her iPad. She searched for the best positions to conceive a child, how to make sperm stronger, ivf prices in India, sperm extraction techniques. It's so obvious she wants this girl to get pregnant.

My mother genuinely loves her son but I think this has just gone too far now. I don't know if what she's doing is criminal and I don't know if my brother will be taken away from her. I feel like if he was to get taken away she would lose him and me because I caused her and even though what she's doing is messed up she's still my mum and we are all she has.

So what I want to know, is there a way I can take full responsibility for my brother and move him out to live with me?



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23 hours ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but your mother is essentially bribing your brother with Jammy Dodgers to have sexual relations? I'm lost for words. Your brother is in immediate danger and should be removed from the care of his mother. Go to the social services or police and report this for his sake.


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412 points
10 hours ago
Police, social services, in that order and straight away. Social services can arrange somewhere safe for your brother to stay while the police investigate, and in the long term they may well decide that it’s best for him to stay with you, or a Shared Lives placement, or in a group home. They will assess your brother’s capacity to consent to sex, but at the very least, your mum is abusing him by hiding viagra in his biscuits. As another poster said, viagra is not safe for a person with Downs.

Also, if you need support, try your local carers’ advocacy group.

All the best to you and your brother.


level 2
211 points
9 hours ago
edited 9 hours ago
'bribing' is an extremely generous word. She's drugging him without his consent, likely misleading him and/or not allowing him to make an educated decision about what he's doing, she's sexually abusing her son - 'helping him to have sex'?! She's forcing him to do something he doesn't want to do and doesn't have the ability or power to enforce his will over, she's present in the room engaging with the sexual contact she's manipulating into occurrence. And the girl as well.. She's 19 and likes sex, but does she want to give birth? She's less affected by DS than he is, but is she able to make that decision for herself or knowledgeable about the repurcussions of unprotected sex? Can she stand up to the mother if she's uncomfortable and wants to stop or use protection? Do we think that if she got pregnant and wanted to terminate it, that OP's mother would stand by and let that happen, or let her keep her child if it were to be born?

This is sickening and has to be stopped. OP you should report this immediately and figure out a different living/care situation for your brother.

(IANAL) If you are a self-sufficient adult who can provably support both you and your brother on your salary and live a stable, safe existence in a house which would accommodate his needs, I'm sure you could successfully get custody of care over your brother, but it may be difficult. You would need to both get the guardianship of your mother revoked and apply for a court of guardianship yourself (read more here as well as possibly power of attorney so you can control his finances and healthcare decisions. For this you will need the advice and support of a lawyer who knows family law. I believe that if you already have power of attorney over him alongside your mum it will be simpler as otherwise you will need permission from the court to apply for guardianship.


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142 points
14 hours ago
I feel so bad for laughing because the situation is not funny at all but it’s just so bizarre. This kid needs help and the mother needs to be removed as his carer.

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Found the guy coming here from /r/bestoflegaladvice!

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262 points
19 hours ago
If this is happening, you can make a safeguarding referral online at any time of day and leave your details out (like, now). You could also call the police anonymously.

I say this because whilst everyone else is correct that you need to report this, I think it sounds like you want to preserve your relationship with your mum, so you may want to be aware you can do this anonymously.


level 2
10 points
2 hours ago
Anonymously lol. The mother would figure it out.


level 1
671 points
21 hours ago
if this is real, take all the evidence you have and go to the police as soon as possible, this is coerced sex. i really hope this is a troll.


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184 points
18 hours ago
edited 11 hours ago
I believe there's also a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison for administering drugs to someone without their knowledge or consent.

I have so many questions, but I'm fairly sure I don't want them to be answered. If this is real - OP, get your brother out of there ASAP. It's better that you take control of the situation than the girl involved in this tells her social worker or carer what's happening.

Edit:. I was trying to convince myself this is a troll post, so I had a look to see if I could find a SEN dating site in Durham. Didn't see one specific to Durham, but there do seem to be quite a few.

I honestly find this quite worrying - who exactly is overseeing/administering these things? I'm sure the folk running them are all very well meaning, but dammed if I'd want to be involved in it. The whole thing has the capacity to go completely sideways.


level 3
18 points
3 hours ago
One of my friends from highschool (I was so weirded out when he first talked about it but the more I thought about it the more it made some kind of sense) either volunteers or works at a non profit I don’t remember the exact details that helps handicapped people have sex, and hey had sex therapists talk with developementally disabled people so if they were dating or something they could try their best to be normal.

Don’t get me wrong I still thinks it’s a weird job, just like I think being a sex therapist is a “weird” job, but at the end of the day these are people.... as long as they’re aware of what they’re doing and can make their own decisions (NOT WHATS HAPPENING HERE) I don’t see a problem with it. The problem I would have is that the “dating service” didn’t do their due diligence and are clearly not following up.


level 2
37 points
14 hours ago
it's an incredibly sad thing to happen too, since the mother is the sole carer of OP's brother.

Say the mother is given a custodial sentence (behind bars). Would OP want to take care of her brother? It's a huge burden to be the sole carer of someone with downs.


level 3
4 points
2 hours ago
She is actually asking if she can take care of him legally. She wants to.


level 1
490 points
17 hours ago
I don't know if what she's doing is criminal...

Yes, very. Imagine if she was giving the girl rohypnol so she'd have sex even if she didn't want to. This is basically the same thing.


level 1
116 points
16 hours ago
edited 6 hours ago
There are potential criminal offences being committed here (causing sexual activity if the person does not consent and administering drugs).

However the OP’s question is can she take responsibility for her brother instead of her mother.

She would have to take proper legal advice on guardianship applications.

An alternative is counselling - the mother sounds like she needs some proper psychological counselling - would she agree to this and might this help to resolve the situation?

Males with Down’s syndrome are almost always infertile so what she is trying to do is also quite futile.


level 1
112 points
18 hours ago
You should take a screenshot of the search history on her iPad if you do go on to report this


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85 points
16 hours ago
This all came to a head when my mother bought testosterone gel online in hope it would make my brother more stimulated but after a month of that not working she decided to give him viagra during a play date, the dose was that strong he began crying because after 4 hours his erection wouldn't go away and she had to take him to hospital where she told the doctor he had found her boyfriends viagra pills in her bedroom.

If this isn't a troll then you should definitely have reported your mum to the police and local council's department for the protection of vulnerable people at this point, if not when she was merely grooming him.

The hospital visit is strong evidence against your mum.


level 1
239 points
18 hours ago
If this is real, your mother is sexually abusing and drugging your brother. Call the police immediately.


level 1
78 points
16 hours ago
I’ve had to rat my parents out to social services in the past OP. They drink A LOT and like to foster children because they get a load of benefit money. Lousy parents. I felt awful, they were angry but it had to be done to save those kids.

Please, do this for your brother if not yourself. Your mother sounds like a terrible person and a complete narcissist.


level 1
143 points
17 hours ago
The girl's family should be notified abot this.


level 2
104 points
8 hours ago
I'm not understanding why concern for the girl is not higher on this list.


level 1
38 points
18 hours ago
I so hope this is NOT real. If it is, report it as a safeguarding incident. If you standby and let this happen without taking it further then this abuse is also down to you.

Your mum might love your brother but this is horrific abuse and he deserves a higher level of care than what he’s currently getting. She is betraying his trust in the worst possible way.


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34 points
15 hours ago
Your mother is dangerous and psychotic. You need to tell social services immediately. Your brother is essentially being sexually abused by your mother.


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78 points
11 hours ago
There is just so much wrong here.

Please get in touch with social services and the police.

Your brother is being abused by your mother.

Do you realise that viagra can cause heart attacks in men with heart disease and that people with Down syndrome have a high incidence of congenital heart disease? This is an unprescribed drug which your mother has given in too high a dose. She could kill him. Get him away from her.

I know you love her but you need to step up and protect your brother.


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7 points
3 hours ago
I don’t know if that’s the case in the US, but in the UK, Viagra has recently been approved as an over the counter medicine, and as such it doesn’t require a prescription. However it’s placed behind the counter and I believe you need to speak with the pharmacist if you intend to purchase it,


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18 points
14 hours ago
There is an offence of causing or inciting a person with a mental disorder, impeding choice, to engage in sexual activity. A key factor however is the mental disorder impeding choice, can your brother understand the choice? He is unable to make the choice because of the mental disorder?

There is also further offences being committed regarding the adminstering of noxious substances which is definitely an offence. It's worth reporting this to the police to prevent a vulnerable person coming to harm and to safeguard him, his girlfriend and also any children this might result in. In terms of taking responsibility of him, that would need to go through social services. There is no way this will go through social services and not end with the police and your brother definitely needs to be safeguarded


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15 points
21 hours ago
This is just heartbreaking for everyone (except your mother) involved. I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with the awfulness that is a destructive parent.


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56 points
22 hours ago
Yes that’s criminal, that’s pretty much rape. Tell the police and social services now if this is real.


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9 hours ago
edited 9 hours ago
It's important to remember that people with Down's syndrome and other forms of intellectual disability can have romantic and sexually intimate relationships. Part of enabling them to live as independently as possible is to make sure that they have appropriate social skills and sexual education. However, they are also very vulnerable to abuse, and certain parts of your story (particularly the medications) are worrying.

If you are based in Durham you can contact Social Care directly on, or phone 03000 267 979. If you are out of their area they will be able to direct the case appropriately. If that is not an option, I urge you to report your concerns and speak with Police, your brother's GP, or your brother's case worker/social worker if he has one, as soon as possible.

The question about what happens to your brother (including whether he can live with you) is a decision that will be taken by a social worker, Guardian ad Litum, and/or a court, but they will take into account lots of things including what your brother's best interests are, what types of placements are available in the area, whether he has any special needs that need specific support, your housing and employment situation, et cetera. Child and vulnerable adult protection services can sometimes be slow to act (days/weeks/months, rather than hours), but they tend to have a lot of momentum once they get rolling.


level 1
38 points
15 hours ago
I’m finding this hard to believe, but let’s assume this is real.

your brother is being abused

your brother’s girlfriend is being abused

your mother needs psychological help

It’s that simple. Doing something about it is of course more complicated, but I would talk to a doctor regarding your mothers mental health firstly. You will get great advice there and get in the right direction.


level 1
13 points
12 hours ago
Go to the police with what you've told us. Your mum is drugging your brother, she's already had to take him to hospital once... What if things go really wrong next time. Your brother is in danger.


level 1
10 points
12 hours ago
If this is true, you need to call the police and social services immediately.


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9 points
6 hours ago
This is sexual abuse. You need to report t to the police on 101, and say those words. The NHS have produced a booklet on safeguarding vulnerable adults and the definition of sexual abuse is on page 3. It is “including rape or sexual acts to which the adult has not consented or was pressured into consenting.”

The booklet is aimed at NHS professionals but still contains useful information. It is here:

Write down everything. What you’ve written here is a very good start. Add in dates and times. Try and take photos as well.

Vulnerable adults (which your brother is classed as) are protected under all the safeguarding laws which also apply to children. Your Mum is breaking the law here.

You should also google “adult safeguarding [your local council]” and get in touch with them. They will be able to guide you through the reporting process. You can say that you want to remain as anonymous as possible for as long as possible. The safeguarding team will have a LADO (Local Authority Designated Officer), who will then be in charge of investigating the case.

OP, you have done nothing wrong, and by reporting it you would be doing absolutely the right thing. Your brother is vulnerable and relies on other people to look out for him. Your Mum is supposed to be one of those people, and in fact she is abusing him. As awful as it is to do so, you need to enable the authorities put a stop to it. You will not be betraying your family - your Mum has betrayed your brother.


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4 points
6 hours ago
The role of the LADO team isn't really to investigate situations like this (see chapter 2). The LADO role is to act as a lead person(s) to work with organisations who suspect or have concerns about employees/volunteers in a position of trust, or have employees who/volunteers who are under investigation.

That and OP's brother is 22 and the LADO role is for protecting children. Not that I'm saying this isn't a safeguarding issue because it 100% is. Safeguarding enquiries for the protection of adults fall under section 42 of the Care Act 2014 and the guidance in 'Making Safeguarding Personal'.


level 3
3 points
6 hours ago
Sorry, I stand corrected. I used to work as Safeguarding Lead for a large children’s organisation (with lots of employees / volunteers in positions of trust) so all my experience came from that - I assumed it was the same for adults. Thanks for the info. I was trying to find that document for OP but couldn’t remember what it was called to google it.


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6 hours ago
I would say you're doing fine, I just like to nitpick to keep my own knowledge up to scratch!


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14 points
21 hours ago
Is this real


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6 points
21 hours ago
Is there a social worker involved with your brother. I know he isn't a minor anymore but can't recall who would you speak to first. I would go to social workers for help and I'm sure They can get you down the right path to find someone that deals with adults with disabilities


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6 points
4 hours ago
This is insane. Your mother is abusing your brother to say the absolute LEAST. Firstly it’s sexual abuse. How dare she force her own son to have UNPROTECTED sex with a stranger to get a baby?? This is delusional. The poor girl that’s supposed to give birth probably has no intention of getting pregnant or giving birth. And how would she know the girl wouldn’t want to keep her own baby?? It’s not right. Your mother is taking advantage of two mentally handicapped people. It’s abuse in every sense!

The second part of this is the drugging. This is illegal and can constitute jail time. Her son is mentally handicapped and she’s slipping him viagra! The poor guy probably has no idea what is happening to him literally.

And what does it mean she’s “assisting them having sex” like she’s in the room? None of this is okay.

This has to be a troll. If not please get custody of your brother. Otherwise if anyone else gets wind of this your brother will be taken and your mother will be put in jail for a number of things, one of them being abusing a disabled person.


level 1
10 points
11 hours ago
Setting aside the legality of this I just googled it, and it looks like people with downs syndrome have very low fertility as it is.

In an article about a couple with downs who want to have children it says this - "Medical geneticist Michael Gattas from Brisbane Genetics said the chances of a couple with Down syndrome falling pregnant were rare and he had never seen a case at his practice."

Has your mother also considered that chances are that if they do conceive the child is highly likely to also have downs? Who will look after this kid when she's dead?


level 2
8 points
4 hours ago
IIRC there's been something like only two cases in medical history where a male with Down's Syndrome has fathered a child, that's how low their fertility is. That's one thing that makes me think (hope) this might be a troll: anyone who'd done the obsessive googling OP describes would know that, a troll might not.


level 1
5 points
10 hours ago
> So what I want to know, is there a way I can take full responsibility for my brother and move him out to live with me?

You would have to report this and take things from there. Your mum will obviously be unhappy and will challenge any attempt to take her son away, it may get very messy and ruin your relationship with her forever. Have you ever cared for him before? Do you work? Does he need a full time carer? Do you have a place to live where he could live with you? From your post I see you want to move out and I expect most of the answers to my questions to be negative. Report this to your local authority's safeguarding team and your brother will either be taken away from your mother (and you) or they'll side with her (as you haven't shown them enough evidence). The hospital trip though would be evidence of her inability to care for him. All in all, you need to see a lawyer and carefully consider the ramifications of reporting your mum.


level 1
3 points
6 hours ago
As others have said, ring your local social services Adult Safeguarding hotline. There will be a dedicated number. You can call 24 hours for something like this.


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3 points
6 hours ago
Sexually abusing or grooming a vulnerable adult is very similar in law to sexually abusing a child.

If your mother were encouraging your underage brother to have sex with an underage girl, that would be a similar offence, and protection of vulnerable adults is taken as seriously by police and courts as child protection

I'm fortunate enough to have not had to look into law in this area much beyond that, do I don't know exact specifics, but this is very much a matter for police, especially considering the involvement of administering drugs.

Given that in his situation, your mother is also essentially his advocate, this becomes all the more serious.

As with others, I hope it's not true.


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8 points
16 hours ago
I know this doesn’t help but what the fuck is wrong with people?


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2 points
5 hours ago
This is criminal and the adult social services team in your council and the police need to know as soon as possible. Gather as much evidence as you can and report it immediately!! She is drugging a vulnerable person!

Aside from the point, but they wouldn't give the baby to her anyway automatically, it would more likely stay with mum and her family... but you don't get babies taken just because of Down Syndrome :/ This is so wrong.


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2 points
3 hours ago
As far as I am aware you require a deprivation of liberty order to administer medication covertly. Your brother is incapable of making an informed decision about taking medication that he is unaware he is taking, therefore this will be treated as abuse. The legality of the sex would depend upon whether or not your brother has the capacity to consent, which would require a capacity assessment, although until proven otherwise an individual is assumed to have capacity. Report your mum, so far she has hospitalised him and is still giving him drugs that he doesn't need, to suit her purposes. I am sure she does love him with all her heart, but she has lost her way badly here


level 1
2 points
2 hours ago
You need to report her to social services and the police. What she did with the viagra and testosterone is illegally Medicate him. The sooner your brother (and his girlfriend) can get away and stop being abused by your mother, the better.


level 1
8 points
16 hours ago
First off, your mom is not only a disgusting rapist but also an idiot. Most men with Down syndrome cannot have children. It's just science.

Secondly, your mom is a caretaker of a vulnerable adult with limited capacity. She is supposed to do what's best for him. Instead she drugged your brother (criminal) drugged his girlfriend he doesn't even want to have (criminal), forces them to have sex (felony).

Your mother hardly has your brother's best interest at heart. She might have been an amazing parent few years ago but now she is a disgusting (I honestly can't find the right words to describe what she's doing) monster, she forces him to have sex.

It is very similar having a father (reversing all genders) of a 7 y/o girl to drug her and her friend and force them to have a sexual relations. The only difference being that the father would also get charged with child porn. Your brother is unable to consent, there's a reason why your mom is able to.claim social for him. This is because he is not able to make decisions for himself. Just like a 7 y/on child.

Please contact social services and police. Do not let her abuse him and that poor gorl


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16 points
12 hours ago

Your on the wrong subreddit.


level 2
6 points
16 hours ago
From the post I don't think the mother has drugged the girl, not that that makes this any less vile (if this is a genuine post. PLEASE let this be fake).


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1 point
2 hours ago
A rapist? Who did she rape?


level 1
1 point
7 hours ago
Hi, is there a way we can alert authorities to this post? This can't go on any longer if true.


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4 points
7 hours ago
I don't know if you're the person that reported this post asking for us to report this to the police, but no, there isn't anything the mods can do. We don't see anything that you don't see - so all we have to go on is that OP's Mum/brother might be somewhere around Durham.


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1 point
3 hours ago
Likewise to the other comments.

But does she realize the child would automatically be in custody of the mother? Whereas the caretakers of her. He would actually need to be put on the birth certificate, that's not saying she has an abortion. However, downs kids do have rights, they are allowed to wed and have children.


level 1
1 point
7 hours ago
Have you called the police yet?


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6 hours ago
Christ this is horrible. You jeed to get your brother out of there


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19 points
15 hours ago
Hahaha, someone with a developmental disability is being abused, definitely the right time to make a joke.


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13 hours ago
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Kr5ddit you need to only show the first X characters of a story then show the rest when the user clicks on it or the web... (#401)
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robot wants to read it.

This was a test to see how long the buffer was. Too big I think. It scrolls all stories down.

You might want Blastar and company to help fix it.

Yep... (#402)
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Actually, the code already supports this, just have to change an "if" statement or something... Will do... sometime.

Thanks for your input and hard work improving this forum.

Can't see my own profile, page not found! (#399)
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SOS! SOS! The USA is not collapsing, but the main site is! (#394)
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Main site says "404 not found"!

why was the site looking for 404?

It is looking for this site (#395)
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It is a Jain Symbol like Trane follows. Is he still alive?

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by Anonymous on May 25, 2018, 3:13 a.m.
The US is in debt, is conducting multiple wars, is a police state, is flooded by illegal immigrants, and has become immoral.

Americans are either ignoring the decay or think that nothing can be done to stop the decline. Almost no one thinks the US can be saved.

No one appears to be worried about tyranny because liberals think the police state only applies to conservatives and conservatives think the police state only affects liberals.

The truth seems to be that the elites want to wipe out the strong white men and plan to send the weak liberals to the gulags where they will be starved and killed.

The 1% will then divide the wealth and land of the US among themselves.

How else can you explain the destruction of the USA? Economics isn't rocket science. If you want a strong economy, don't punish hard work with taxes and regulations while rewarding laziness with welfare and allowing millions of 3rd world immigrants to flood the country.

Those fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Sadly Americans won't realize what is happening until it is too late.

Never underestimate the inhumanity of man towards man. Greed has no bounds.

Wake up.


Pass the word.

Soooo, US savings bond is not a good investment right now? (#393)
by DrGlobe on June 5, 2018, 1:44 p.m.
No tie to argue (#396)
by Anonymous on Aug. 3, 2018, 5:51 a.m.
sell sell sell do it nauw!

Even Bitcoin is not stable!

The God Emperor has no clothes, everything is an illusion. Russians control him like a puppet.

The Liberal Democrat case for Genocide (#389)
by Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 5:18 a.m.
First off abortion is genocide as much as birth control and euthanasia. Liberal Democrats just love killing people off to avoid a surplus population. Which is why the Democrats founded the KKK after the Civil War, and funded the Nazis in WWII.

Joe Kennedy had a simple explanation. You have to kill off half the population so the other half can live in luxury, like his family.

Hitler and Nazis only murdered 6 million Jewish people, but over 100 Million people died in WWII from fighting each other or bombing villages. WWI was 150 million.

Democrats had bounties on the heads of Native-Americans to murder 100 million of them off, plus the trail of tears for almost 200 million.

Democrats love communism because it murdered off over 100 million people. Socialist countries also do this.

The Avengers 4: Infinity War Part 1, Thanos has a plan to save the galaxy by killing off half of life so the other half can live.

Avengers are Republicans and Thanos and his allies are Democrats. Stark is Trump, Thanos is George Sorros.

With Mike Crawford claiming 9/11 was justified by the Iraqs because of how many of them are killed in the first Gulf War, shows how Liberal Democrats support genocide. 9/11 caused the second Gulf War and over 300 million people died in the war, 200 million from so called terrorist groups trained by the CIA.

I estimate if Clinton was in power she'd pass laws for euthanasia, free birth control, free abortions, and you can have legal assisted suicide and the government would pay your family for the loss of life. Yeah suicide booths.

3.5 Billion people have to die to survive global warming and peak oil, because crops are going to die and fail at mass rates.

This stuff is from the book of Revelation.

[–]5 points 2 hours ago (#391)
by Anonymous on May 22, 2018, 6:46 a.m.
The Left ALWAYS will eventually turn on their own. Their Ideology always attracts narcissistic types. Black Lives Matter to them only matters the black lives killed by police officers not died of drug overdose, gang crossfire shooting, black on black crime, and migrants killing them.

Opps, I told a truth that is not politically correct:


[–]5 points 3 hours ago

Have you ever heard of the Jaffe Memo? It was sent between a Planned Parenthood organization and another. It contained a table that listed ideas for population control. Take a look, things that have already happened are highlighted:


[–]5 points 2 hours ago

Have you ever heard the story of Andrew Jackson? It is not a tale a Liberal Democrats would tell you.

Have you ever heard about the Japanese-American camps during WWII by FDR? It is not a tale that a Liberal Democrat would tell you.

Citations of proof: (#390)
by Anonymous on May 22, 2018, 6:30 a.m.

Give up yet? (#387)
by RustyFoster on May 1, 2018, 5:54 a.m.
You can't beat Scoop! Twitter is better: had no scoop. what to do? (#398)
by wiki-n on Sept. 6, 2018, 6:03 p.m.
Go suck a lemon (#388)
by Anonymous on May 6, 2018, 7:23 a.m.
I heard you made COO of some con startup based off the CMF. Is it another scam to get 30,000 to fix your house?

Waiting for to come back up? Try some of these games: (#383)
by Blizzard on April 17, 2018, 3:02 a.m.

LilDebbie approved video games!

Hey United Fools, how can we have a Blizzard in spring if global warming is true? Brrrr, it is cold! Better bundle up on our deals!

by United_Fools on April 17, 2018, 9:35 p.m.
_how can we have a Blizzard in spring if global warming is true?_

Good question! (what else can we say? we have no idea!)

Muslim murder Christians in the church (#382)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 11:08 p.m.

If it was Christians murder Muslims in their Mosque it would be on every damned news site! The other way, no coverage.

Is this Blastard's site or Kr5ddits? It seems to be up while the original one is down, so it must have good coding.

Pathetic Retarded Rejects (#379)
by RustyFoster on April 16, 2018, 4:03 a.m.
It was an experiment in lulz! My only goal was to earn enough money for my retirement and then pull the plug.

Suckers! Can't get your money back because CMF no longer exists! I put most of it into my house and invested some of it into Apple, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft.

Nobody cares Rusty GTFO! (#380)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 7:04 a.m.
Kuro5hin was a Ponzi scheme anyway. You owe people money on ads that never ran, and accounts that got anonymized for no good reason.

You WhiteKnighted (REDACTED) aka HHD and now she took control of you. Does your wife and kids know about that?

EDIT: Don't doxx people's names.

R Lee Ermey died Gunny to his friends (#376)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 3:22 a.m.

"What is your major malfunction numnuts?"

Everyone remembers him from Full Metal Jacket but he did a whole lot of movies.

I Was Blackballed! (#381)
by GunnyEmery on April 16, 2018, 5 p.m.
I haven't had an offer for a good movie in six years. You want to know why? My shows Lock N Load and GunnyTime. Hollyweird loved me. Hell they would fight over the priveledge to be first to suck my Ramrod whenever I walked into the room. But then the scrotal sacks of rancid nut phlegm found out I was God fearing America loving Conservative and the liberal fart sniffers got their panties all wadded up in their worn out sphincter full of AIDS and pussy fart homoerotic creampie holes and they Black Balled me like a god damn commie pinko social justice loser ass kissing fagapalooza. They don't need to bomb Syria. They need to lob a few out West to that Sodomite Utopia of L. Fucking A. Only thing out there are steers and queers. I didn't see no jorns with horns neither.

Line up! (#377)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 3:26 a.m.

It is that time again. Right. SOS!SOS! (#374)
by United_Fools on April 15, 2018, 10 p.m.
Main site is down!

Hackers from IWETHEY (#378)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 3:26 a.m.
Doing Denial of service attacks

It just means more Fools like you cannot use it! (#375)
by Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 3:20 a.m.

Facebook = Fools Accessing Collective Evidence Because Operating Overlords Know.

SOS! SOS! (#369)
by United_Fools on April 8, 2018, 3:43 a.m.
Main site is down!

Reboot fixed it. (#372)
by freek666 on April 8, 2018, 5:40 p.m.
Clearly there's nothing wrong.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Oh no! (#370)
by freek666 on April 8, 2018, 5:36 p.m.
Hope it's not fatal!!!

Maybe hackers? (#371)
by freek666 on April 8, 2018, 5:38 p.m.
The machine is still paid for, so it's not like I've missed an invoice or anything.

Everything on the frontend is up and running... it's the database node that is down.

I can't ssh to the box... so it looks pretty bad.

Fuck... it's been a while since I've done a backup! Shit always bites me in the ass. So much I want to do, so little time, and so busy with everything else.

Okay... looking into it anyway. Just hope the data is still there! (#366)
by bad on Feb. 20, 2018, 1:20 p.m.
Attn: Blastar...
read that you invested $1 in coinbase and endured a loss. Here's something I wish you might consider to make up your loss. I earned $18 equivalent of cypto last week(?) by answering survey... you need airdrop addr. and use my referral link above... piece of cake! ciao. -bad

THank you (#385)
by Orion on April 18, 2018, 2 a.m.
I already got an account and get a lot of offers for virtual coins. Most of them junk and almost all of them want me to sign up for Telegram and other services that need my phone number and reject my Google Voice number as valid.

I got Nice Hash and earned $8USD in Bitcoin. I am going to save money for a new Nvidia card (It only works with Nvidia) in about 6 to 8 months and see how much that can earn.

I think when Russia and China quit their Bitcoin rigs, someone needs to pick up the slack. Bitcoins will always exist, as long as someone mines them. When the mining stops, nobody can trade Bitcoins.

comments counter was incorrect... (#367)
by bad on Feb. 22, 2018, 10:50 p.m.
6 = 0 ... what happens once 6+1 = ?

There are always 6 comments... (#368)
by freek666 on March 4, 2018, 2:44 p.m.
FreeK666 is all about form over function.

More about (#386)
by Orion on April 18, 2018, 2:03 a.m.
Just get the darn thing to work and look like Scoop. Don't care if number of comments is off, just get it to work in form instead of function.

Other sites have been DDOS as well. Stupid hackers don't know about this site though.

Australian Cannabis Empire (#364)
by CoyoteBrown on Jan. 24, 2018, 5:31 p.m.
Didn't I see an article about Australia's push to become the world's biggest Marijuana Exporter? I was going to link to it but it seems to have been eaten by a Grue.

Yep... (#365)
by freek666 on Jan. 29, 2018, 7:41 p.m.
We're looking at growing it, but the regulations are pretty tough.

I hope none of it goes missing... or catches on fire... in my bowl or anything.

new challenger to bitcoin (#361)
by United_Fools on Dec. 4, 2017, 3:07 a.m.
bitcoin is backed by what? math formulas?

Here comes the Petro, backed by.... real, physical, oil!

‘Avoid Bitcoin Like the Plague’ (#360)
by United_Fools on Dec. 4, 2017, 12:37 a.m.

000! (#359)
by United_Fools on Dec. 3, 2017, 6:28 a.m.
main site is sometimes down, sometimes up!

I added some more fixups... (#362)
by freek666 on Dec. 5, 2017, 11:09 a.m.
Still far from fixed though.

I tracked down the vulnerability (#363)
by freek666 on Dec. 6, 2017, 6:58 a.m.
Used in the main attack against us, and have disabled that line of code... It removes a feature, but I think I can find a workaround given some time to bring back the feature without introducing the deadlock that causes the problems.

OT OT OT! Mutant KANGAROOS! (#357)
by Kangaroo on Nov. 30, 2017, 7:48 a.m.
Hayuck! Kr5ddit is down because it got attacked by Mutant Kangaroos! Krustywise the Klown will have to fight the Mutant Kanagroos and persuade them to leave permanently. After she lifts some more rocks to earn the money to buy a Kangaroo Wacker!

000 (#358)
by United_Fools on Nov. 30, 2017, 10:06 p.m.

America is coming back! (#354)
by United_Fools on Nov. 27, 2017, 3:24 a.m.
Trump's strategy may just be working.

New high tech factory being built to make state of the art technology products!

Cassette Tape! (#356)
by CBSNEWS on Nov. 28, 2017, 9:28 a.m.
Now we can back up our Terabytes of data to a single Cassette tape with 60 minutes of storage using 7zip compression to make it down to Kilobytes!

Teddy Ruspkin will be back to get revenge on the Furbies!

What about that groovy 8-Tracks like the Earth Wind and Fire from the 1970s? Aunt Peggy still has an 8-Track player in her car, at least she did before Nephew Mike crashed it into a lake one Christmas night after getting side-swiped by Santa himself!

000! (#350)
by United_Fools on Nov. 26, 2017, 11:20 p.m.
main site is broken!

(corrected the emergency number for Australia)

So sorry guys... (#355)
by freek666 on Nov. 27, 2017, 3:56 a.m.
They killing me with illegal procedures to get a pittance of welfare...

Got me so stressed I failed to check on kr5ddit.

Maybe in about 3 years I get some proper infrastructure in place to monitor and control outages.

Running Kr5ddit on a Commodore 64: (#352)
by Orion on Nov. 27, 2017, 2:51 a.m.

Half the memory is gone by just turning it on!

no problem! (#353)
by United_Fools on Nov. 27, 2017, 3:19 a.m.
swap the memory out to cassette tape!

"The Vanishing American Adult" (#347)
by United_Fools on Nov. 26, 2017, 5:13 a.m.
interesting book

the author has some interesting point:
<I>Observing that people who do not have control over themselves will be controlled by others, Sasse concludes that a “nation of adult-children cannot be a nation of self-governing people”</I>

but the author made a mistake: it is not that adults no longer exist in America; it is that smart adults have disappeared, and adults are all fools now in America

It describes most of the adults in the USA. (#348)
by Orion on Nov. 26, 2017, 7:21 a.m.
The smart ones cannot be manipulated or become sheeple aka controlled. So they sabotage the public education system to have people confuse feelings for thinking:

911! (#346)
by United_Fools on Nov. 26, 2017, 2:28 a.m.
main site is broken!

Blastar, a deal? (#345)
by United_Fools on Nov. 23, 2017, 1:04 a.m.
Al Franken should resign, in exchange for Roy Moore to quit?

Sounds good to me (#351)
by Orion on Nov. 27, 2017, 2:50 a.m.
Both should step down, both did the same things, and it is something for justice.

Main Kr5ddit site down? (#344)
by Blizzard on Nov. 22, 2017, 8:03 a.m.
Don't let it get you down, as Blizzard now has BLack Friday sales going on this week:

Up to 50% off most major titles!

P.S. We are not EA, we don't suck!

a fool who is a rocket scientist (#343)
by United_Fools on Nov. 21, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

main site is down! (#342)
by United_Fools on Nov. 21, 2017, 7:34 a.m.

Planet X to hit Earth this weekend! (#340)
by FOXNews on Nov. 18, 2017, 6:18 a.m.
Nibiru will come near our planet this weekend!

TrueBasic OS/2 version - > legacy edition for $25 (#341)
by bad on Nov. 20, 2017, 7:51 p.m.
I have a personal pet-peeve proposition,

$25 + $ <10, for any willing party to install a version of TrueBasic OS/2 on your OS/2 VPS... sounds like a fun and good thing to do ? ( with no string attached...? )

but i can't afford download+CD $35. sorry mate.

SOS! (#337)
by United_Fools on Nov. 15, 2017, 4:57 a.m.
main site is down!

Thank you, Captain Obvious! (#338)
by LinuxorFreeBSD on Nov. 16, 2017, 6:01 a.m.
The main site is down all of the time now.

Thank you very much, but we cannot take the title "Captain Obvious" (#339)
by United_Fools on Nov. 16, 2017, 7:15 a.m.
we are not up to the standards of superheros!

Black people own Chicago, Baltimore, Flint, Ferguson and the USA (#336)
by BlackLivesMatter on Nov. 10, 2017, 5:49 a.m.
Because you white honkey cracker devils owe us for doing all your work, and yo keeping all of the money!

Fuck youall!

You peckawoods, can't even run a website correctly without 500 or 404 errors.

So we in civil war now and riot and looting to take back control of the USA to its rightful owners, the black people who built it for you!

"You didn't build that!" -Obama

We now claim this website for black people!

I'll make a deal (#349)
by Orion on Nov. 26, 2017, 7:23 a.m.
If you can program in Python and Django:

Fork that code at Github and make changes to it and then submit it back to the main repo so you can work with us, instead of against us.

Frick a fracka firecracker (#328)
by LinuxorFreeBSD on Nov. 8, 2017, 8:23 a.m.
sish boom bah

Tdillo, Tdillo, rah rah rah!

exchange was ALIVE a year and 10 months ago... earning kribbitz or something... (#334)
by bad on Nov. 9, 2017, 12:16 a.m.
who r u ?

I discontinued my FreeBSD with MorallyInflexible place like 2 years ago? time flies...

Whoa doggie! The South rose again! (#322)
by TDILLO on Nov. 8, 2017, 6:12 a.m.
I heard tell that after the Civil War that thousands of black families put together the Black World Order or BWO. They would control the US government like a puppet by getting family members jobs with the Post Office and other departments to take over. They then created Jive or Ebonics to be their special language they use to confuse Whitey and use as a secret handshake to give each other high fives and stuff like that instead of a handshake. They dominated all sports except for Hockey. They formed the Bloods and Crips to take over neighbourhoods and make sure that everyone uses drugs and doesn't trust the police. I hear that they even decided to start killing the black people who act white or associate with other races in relationships, dates, business partners, etc. That every time someone tried to expose them, they had paid protestors to do riots, looting, rapes, shootings, burning buildings, and even block traffic. They take over malls by ruining them and then buy them out cheap to remodel them. Entire neighbourhoods they take over by sending on their own to do crimes of rape, murder, home invasion, grand theft auto, to white people and then buy the houses cheap for pennies on the dollar by scaring them into fire sales. Colour of skin does not matter as anyone can become one of them now.

The Social Justice Warrior movement was a scam by George Soros who secretly funds the BWO, to make the BLM or the Black Lives Mafia that does pizza gate with underage kids to have Hollywood and Liberals have sex with kids in exchange for favours. I hear that Tdillo guy is in on it, makes good money as a manager as long as he allows BLM and the BWO to control him. They call him a funny honkey peckerwood white assed devil and give him a license to use the Nigger word on the Internet. White Niggers are Whiggers, Chinese Niggers are Chiggers, Trolls are Internet Niggers, Billionaires and Millionaires are Baller Niggers, GLBTQ are Fagot Niggers, Rednecks are Red Niggers, Cowboys are assless chaps Niggers, IT and Computer people are Nerd Niggers, Musicians are Band Fag Niggers, and of course Donald Trump and his followers are Nazi Niggers.

They were everywhere now in the USA, taking jobs they aren't qualified for, stealing from Walmart and other retail stores by getting an employee uniform they steal and then walk into a store and take stuff off the back of it to a truck they park and then start loading up the truck with merchandise and ripping them off big time. They also attack women who shop thereby having a black woman with them steal the purse out of their carts when they ain't looking, and walk out of the store as if it was theirs. If they get car keys they sound the alarm to find the car and steal it, if they find a chequebook they write checks until they bounce, they use the credit and debt cards by stealing the person's identity. They even just stuff items in their cart and just bravely walk out of the store and if stopped they claim they bought it but used the email me a receipt instead of a paper receipt. If the retail employee does not believe that, they just run with the cart outside to a car waiting for them. In places with a cafe like Target, they take expensive stuff like coats and boots and sit in the cafe trying to buy food with a stolen credit card, if the card is rejected they just run out of the store with the stuff and get into their car which is parked in the front in the handicapped section so they can start it up faster and get away. Sometimes they find a white person in a car and just slam into it and blame them for the accident as well.

Oh shite, they are after me now, they found out I know! Look you got to make this information well known so they don't get away with this stuff. Colour of skin does not matter, as the medical tech can lighten or darken skin to any color you want now. Races are social constructs, aaaiiieee they shot me in me arm! I am going to save this, pass it on so my death was not in vain. Aaaaiiiiee, I got shot in the chest, next one goes to my head.

This is some sort of nazi bullshit! (#335)
by BlackLivesMatter on Nov. 10, 2017, 5:46 a.m.
Why the fuck do you do this racist shit?

all caps' the way to GO (#330)
by bad on Nov. 8, 2017, 8:53 p.m.

Dagnabit! That ain't me! (#325)
by tdill0 on Nov. 8, 2017, 7:13 a.m.
That is one of my evil retarded clones!

Who da fuck are you? (#326)
by td1llo on Nov. 8, 2017, 7:27 a.m.
You are not me either!

Who de fuck are you? (#327)
by tdi11o on Nov. 8, 2017, 8:21 a.m.
Not me, you owe me an apology hammerhead!

who is who? (#333)
by United_Fools on Nov. 8, 2017, 9:43 p.m.
They told you... (#373)
by freek666 on April 9, 2018, 1:32 p.m.
They are not me either!

What did you do? (#324)
by OrianBlastar on Nov. 8, 2017, 6:33 a.m.
You can't say that on the Internet!

why not? (#329)
by United_Fools on Nov. 8, 2017, 6:02 p.m.
Someone is duping me and tdillo. (#331)
by Orion on Nov. 8, 2017, 8:55 p.m.
Anyone reading this diary and comments, please know that trolls take names like ours and write offensive stuff. I want to make it on the record that I and tdillo did not post this stuff.

Fools' world (#320)
by United_Fools on Nov. 7, 2017, 5:54 a.m.
Fool's time

what? untied? (#319)
by United_Fools on Nov. 7, 2017, 5:53 a.m.
We will tie you up so you are united

I think the main site has 404 errors now. (#318)
by UntiedFools on Nov. 7, 2017, 3:50 a.m.
This site needs a way to only display like 10 diaries in the main section and then create a page to go back to read the previous diaries like Scoop used to have. I thing Rusty called it caching pages.

We are not United Fools, we are Untied Fools, because we don't even know how to tie our shoelaces, and use Velcro instead!

We are not United Fools, (#321)
by CoyoteBrown on Nov. 7, 2017, 7:18 a.m.
we are Untied Fools, because we don't even know how to tie our shoelaces, and use Velcro instead!

(0 comments, ?? new, ?? words in story) _Fool__Story_

What in tarnation was that? (#323)
by TDILLO on Nov. 8, 2017, 6:13 a.m.
Why did you do a copypasta?

Happy Gaming Kurohin! (#315)
by Blizzard on Nov. 4, 2017, 4:03 a.m.
I guess this is the new site, eh?

StarCraft II goes Free to Play on November 14, 2017 so keep your bandwidth available for it then:

Something to do while waiting for your main Kuro5hin/Kr5ddit site to come back up.


LOL, You guys are the best! (#313)
by freek666 on Nov. 4, 2017, 3:26 a.m.
Database recovered on another KVM this time... got to ship it back and restart and all that.

But in the meantime, well, I got shit to do...


So sucks to be you I guess.

KVM ...on the go ... from Amazon? How fast can MySQL recover on its own? corrupted ( manually by lousy DB admin/progra... (#332)
by bad on Nov. 8, 2017, 8:57 p.m.
mmers) are the worse scenario...

I used it once, when I shit my own pants for deleting a 'super' directory on VM that I wasn't aware that it needs to be there for 'other' reasons...

SOS! (#312)
by United_Fools on Nov. 4, 2017, 1:25 a.m.
Main site is down!

Sucks to be you Norm and Bill (#307)
by IWETHEY on Nov. 1, 2017, 1:11 a.m.
This website is still shite and will never compare to ours. Every forum or blog or website you make will be taken down by us. You got hit by IWETHEY!

The Kr5ddit site is easy to crash, just vote up or down too much and it gives server 500 errors and then crashes.

Have you both been arrested for Bitcoin use yet? Bitcoins aren't worth shite! Are you a gin rooter as well?

Trick or Treat? The clock is ticking, tick tock tick tock tick tock tick! Trick it is then!

You'll never amount to anything and the Halloweenies are coming!

Thanks actually for the details there... (#308)
by freek666 on Nov. 2, 2017, 1:12 a.m.
That makes a lot of sense... probably have to take votes onto a queue and process them asynchronously...

Async techniques is kind of the main way freek666 works... but maybe just shimming something in for votes will go a long way.

I'm quite busy trading the btc to fix this straight away...

But I'll at least try and get us back online...

Always when I'm not looking.

You might wanna consider (#311)
by IWETHEY on Nov. 3, 2017, 8:13 a.m.
Setting up a script to check every minute that your site is working and if not then reboot the server.

PythcrapShitgo doesn't work as well as Perl or PHP.

You Kr5ddit site goes down more often than a Taiwan Hooker!

Yeah, I might just disable accounts that ballot stuff... (#314)
by freek666 on Nov. 4, 2017, 3:28 a.m.
Until I can get around to a real fix.

Hope you're having fun.

Oh we are having fun at your expense, we are a collective hive mind. (#316)
by IWETHEY on Nov. 4, 2017, 5:58 a.m.
You and Norm don't know shit about programming, and it shows very bad.

All it takes to crash your site is the user clicking an up or down vote, and not waiting for the slow response and clicking it again before the first one registers. Most of your users do that without even knowing it.

Disable accounts and half your user base is gone, you'll just have the halfwit trolls that don't vote left and nothing gets posted to the front page anymore.

One or half a dozen clicks won't do it. (#317)
by freek666 on Nov. 4, 2017, 6:13 a.m.
You got to hammer them buttons...

I can tell the difference and ban your accounts based on that.

Still, you've proven your point, this needs to be fixed... and I'll work on it... so, whatever.

Regarding Python/Perl/PHP... this is a resource lock ordering problem and would be just as easy to fuck this type of thing up in VB# or whatever it is you use.

I guess the old saying goes (#309)
by Orion on Nov. 2, 2017, 5:28 a.m.
You friend's won't find things wrong with your projects because they don't want to risk angering you. Your enemies, will always tell you the truth about your projects and what is wrong with them. Which is why Bill Gates believes to hold his friends close and his enemies closer. That is how Apple and Microsoft resolved their GUI lawsuits against each other.

But now that Bill Gates is no longer running Microsoft and Steve Jobs is no longer running Apple, they ain't got that enemy synergy of copying off each other anymore.

It is the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! (#306)
by Peanuts on Nov. 1, 2017, 12:21 a.m.
It was October 31st, 2017. Linus had been trying to summon The Great Pumpkin for 50 years now. His sister Lucy would keep calling him a blockhead.

Then at Midnight, The Great Pumpkin appeared!

"Mortal you have summoned Samhain. For fifty years I slowly absorbed your manna until I could rise from the dead. What wish can I grant you?" -Samhain

"I want candy and presents and get rid of our President Donald Trump and replace him with Hillary Clinton." -Linus

"Donald Trump? He's the Great Trumpkin! He is more powerful than even me! Why he invented Fidget Spinners and FLipping Candos!" -Samhain

"What about Hillary Clinton?" -Linus

"She's like one of the oldest witches I've ever known. She's the one that cast the spell on me 50 years ago to put me in limbo!' -Samhain

"So what can you do?" -Linus

"The Happy Dance!" -Samhain

Samhain then dances like Snoopy with his Pumpkinhead and 11-foot tall body and skeleton legs and arms.

Real news: The God Emperor His Majesty's Government uncovers Russian collusion in 2016 election (#305)
by United_Fools on Oct. 31, 2017, 2:46 a.m.
The God Emperor will get to the bottom of this and unmask the 2016 candidate Donald J. Trump and the unAmerican band of foreign agents in his campaign!

SOS! (#304)
by United_Fools on Oct. 30, 2017, 6:34 p.m.
main site is down

Real news: suicide kills people (#303)
by United_Fools on Oct. 30, 2017, 6:45 a.m.
A counselor in training who would help with children with mental issues was killed by a child who tried to kill himself

Suicide is harmful and can really do harm to people. Do not commit suicide!

Hello, I am Rachel Maddow with MSNBC (#301)
by MSNBC on Oct. 30, 2017, 6:24 a.m.
First charges filed in Mueller's Trump Russia probe: report
Barbara McQuade, former U.S. attorney talks with Rachel Maddow about new CNN reporting that a federal grand jury has "approved the first charges" in special counsel Robert Mueller's Trump Russia investigation.

This just in! (#299)
by United_Fools on Oct. 30, 2017, 3:40 a.m.
Fake media has been fooling you on this site! Do you think CBSNews, NBCNews, FOX News or CNN would post on this site? Are you serious?

Or, maybe FOX would post here

Why I've been hornswoggled! (#302)
by TDILLO on Oct. 30, 2017, 6:30 a.m.
I wanted real news, instead, I got several sources of fake news!

I could just shit into soup cans over this! Someone give me my Happy Meal coupons so I can get ketchup packets and non-diary creamers to live on until they fix muh house that got flooded in Texas!

This just in, Fox news (#300)
by MSNBC on Oct. 30, 2017, 6:21 a.m.
does not have an account here.

United Fools has just been debunked as a Fake News site!

This just in, Star Wars spoilers have been leaked! (#298)
by CBSNEWS on Oct. 29, 2017, 6:31 a.m.
I know a secret, I am absolutely pissing myself laughing. I got a good tip on a Star Wars spoiler!

This is what I heard:



I hear they are thinking of doing another Star Wars film right around Christmas time it will be released. Oh yeah Luke Skywalker is in episode 8, I heard as well.

Ho ho ho! Merry Star Warsmas!

This just in, the Russians launch a strike against the USA (#297)
by ABCNEWS on Oct. 29, 2017, 5:28 a.m.
in the International Bowling alley as the US and Russian Bowling teams compete with each other!

Meanwhile more fake news from CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, etc as they make money off you suckers and laugh about you behind your backs.

This is CNN I'm Wolf Blizer, this just in, Trump Assassinated (#296)
by CNN on Oct. 29, 2017, 3:50 a.m.
by character by the protestors outside the White House as they call him Literally Hitler, a Nazi, and a Racist.

Trump then mannerly posted to Twitter "It takes one to know one!" making all those protestors as trigger little crybaby snowflakes who got butthurt over words on a social network.

Also we prove that an Apple is not a Banana or a Banana an Apple. If an Apple wants to identify as a Banana we then call it a Banana or Transgender Banana and respect its life choices.

This just in, Trump has just resigned (#295)
by NBCNEWS on Oct. 29, 2017, 2:18 a.m.
from playing checkers with Pence because he had no more moves and Pence would capture his last piece.

Also in the news, Liberal Snowflakes still crying, getting triggered, and paying law firms in Russia to post Anti-Trump stuff on Facebook to influence the 2016 election. Trump still won because most baby boomers don't use the Internet, they just watch black and white movies on Cable TV and confuse Trump for Reagan.

Hay I can has post as anonymous? (#287)
by Anonymous on Oct. 24, 2017, 6:55 a.m.
I can has Chezburger!

Thanx Uncle Procasti!

main is down and about and full of crappy bugs... and so is this instance, giving server error... just announce another... (#290)
by bad on Oct. 25, 2017, 2:18 p.m.
ghost on tweet town. only my own shadow follows me

Oh shit! (#292)
by freek666 on Oct. 28, 2017, 5 a.m.
When I bounce the server it starts up and then just shuts itself down again?

WTF is going on?

postgresql in docker container log redo (#293)
by freek666 on Oct. 28, 2017, 5:52 a.m.
Is taking up too much memory or cpu or something on startup... looks like it's trying to do a big database redo or something and runs out of resources and causes the machine to reboot! Weird.

Anyway... the machine in stable now, looking at what I can do to get the database instance back up!

Damn... it's *ALWAYS* something!

Started postgres nicely... (#294)
by freek666 on Oct. 28, 2017, 6:55 a.m.
Seemed to do the trick, all back up again!

This site is stable (#291)
by Orion on Oct. 27, 2017, 9:58 p.m.
for a number of reasons. Not as much traffic as the other site, not as much code bloat as this FOSS version has a lower memory footprint, has a CSS like Scoop/Kuro5hin/Slashnet had, and Procasti learned from the main site how to design this site better.

NOPE. thanks be with Godhead - norm (#289)
by bad on Oct. 25, 2017, 1:01 p.m.
u r welcome

Flushing the GNAA stuf off the front page to talk about Liberals (#283)
by NBCNEWS on Oct. 14, 2017, 4:51 a.m.
It absolutely is not a coincidence that Hillary’s closest friends and confidantes are Bill, a serial rapist, Huma Abedin, who’s married to convicted pedophile Anthony Weiner, and fucking Harvey Weinstein, who 1. bought a house next to her 2. bundled Hollywood campaign contributions for her and Bill 3. donated the personal maximum to Bill’s defense fund during the Lewinsky scandal 4. has an enabling wife who calls Huma Abedin when this scandal broke.
Come on now. You know in your gut that this wing of the dems is rotten to the fucking core. The reason they were ever allowed in power at all is because their dirty secrets allowed them to be controlled.

Do they call them Undocumented Serial Rapists or Undocumented Boyfriends or Undocumented Pedophiles? Damn where is that quiz option? The NWO are trying to shut down the main site according to Kr5ddit.

by bad on Oct. 23, 2017, 11:43 p.m.
1 morally inflexible old box with 3G RAM box that I subscribed since 2010(?) It's been 7 years and support sucked in sophisticated 'upgrade' means 'kernel panic'...

And that matters how? Are you worried about Carter? Naw. (#284)
by CoyoteBrown on Oct. 16, 2017, 6:25 p.m.
It's funny because you all be looking backwards still trying to beat HRC while the dems take all your seats, the Republican party collapses from the top down with senior officials jumping ship like the rats they are and your guy goes down in the biggest scandal to hit DC since Watergate. You got to ask your self, this dude is wanting war with Korea, Russia, China, and Iran. No real reason, just feels like it. His own Secretary of State called him a Fucking Moron. His Chief of Staff is ready to walk out, the only thing keeping him is if he leaves the Calamity in Chief is going to go FULL RETARD. And everybody knows you never go full retard. Even Obama never went Full Retard.

“I hate everyone in the White House! There are a few exceptions, but I hate them!” - President Donald Trump

See, not a single person you named above has any influence whatsoever on anything. So it don't really matter who the fuck their friends are. Mr. T though, his friends matter. And his friends are all Russian KGB. Game, Set, Match.

The real difference seems to be that Liberals have sex with chubby underage interns and fly to no-name islands with no l... (#288)
by Anonymous on Oct. 24, 2017, 7 a.m.
aw to fuck 9-year-old children.

When Trump fucks you, you'll know it because it will come in a mushroom cloud! Just pray you get vaporized because if not then Cthulhu will eat you, and pray that he eats you last!

Communism, in every time it has been tried, has lead to 100 Million murders by the communist state and a complete and total fuckup of their economy and government systems. Sure you get free hookers and vodka, but even the computers suck as they try to make Apple clones using defective communist versions of their tech with pirated software.

by GNAA on Oct. 11, 2017, 5:54 a.m.





I remember on Kuro5hin (#310)
by Orion on Nov. 2, 2017, 5:31 a.m.
and the trolls followed me to my blog as well. Calling me that N-word, etc, I was an Internet N****** according to them.

I think it was American Virgo, Auroch, Linux or FreeBSD, and the usual gang of racist trolls.

-1 Flush it like the turd that it is! (#281)
by Belcher on Oct. 13, 2017, 5:09 a.m.
Not every black person is mean or a nigger, you got to learn not to stereotype. This might have been funny on Slashdot in 1999 but now it is just stupid.

I'm Wolf Blitzer and this just in (#278)
by CNN on Oct. 9, 2017, 8:04 a.m.
The main site is still down!

Anderson Cooper is doing a 360 review on it for the past 24 hours, we now go to Anderson Cooper.

This just in, Kr5ddit is still down, and I'm still gay. Back to you Wolf!

Thank you Anderson, everyone take off your pants and panties and shit on the floor! You gotta get Schwifty! Ahhhhh yeah!

This new report was brought to you by Super Diva, the lesbian butch carpet munching Diva who thinks she is better than you because she is a girl born with a penis!

SOS! (#277)
by United_Fools on Oct. 9, 2017, 5:48 a.m.
main site is down again!

didn't notice a thing... on a side note, procrasti/blastar/rusty still can't afford $9/hr for SSL cheapname cert? (#285)
by bad on Oct. 23, 2017, 11:37 p.m.
I'm enacting a cert for .... see how fast support can finish vouch for my CSR and the whole 9 yards...

Kr5ddit is down, hacked by us. (#274)
by IWETHEY on Oct. 6, 2017, 2:40 a.m.
Our forum is better!

Kr5ddit sucks!

Your site is full of viruses and malware! (#280)
by freek666 on Oct. 11, 2017, 3:17 p.m.
Leave kr5ddit alone!

Their site (#282)
by Belcher on Oct. 13, 2017, 5:11 a.m.
gave me ransomware and about 10 million popups that crashed my computer. It took Norton about 3 days to scrub off all of the viruses and stuff they infected me with.

Their site is so gay it gives everyone AIDS.

are you gay? (#276)
by United_Fools on Oct. 6, 2017, 8:15 p.m.
"I", "we" and "they", but no "he" or "she"?

No it is not (#275)
by ABCNEWS on Oct. 6, 2017, 11:33 a.m.
and our Kr5ddit is still up!

NBCNEWS and ABCNEWS are fake news, listen to me! (#273)
by CBSNEWS on Oct. 6, 2017, 1:53 a.m.
The Paddock shooter was a member of the CIA doing a false flag shooting to take away our guns!

This newscast is sponsored by the John Birch Society and the NRA.

Paddock was a Jewish Neo-Nazi Conservative Republican (#272)
by NBCNEWS on Oct. 6, 2017, 12:01 a.m.
He was paid by the NRA to promote the fully automatic legalization of all guns, even rocket launchers for all. A Member of he WBC that hates gay people and atheists.

Upset that BLM and AntiFA are doing protests against Nazis and other Alt-Right groups, he got sore and did a public shooting in Las Vegas at a Country Music Concert given by Nazis who hate black and Jewish people.

Las Vegas Shooter Paddock (#271)
by ABCNEWS on Oct. 5, 2017, 11:54 p.m.
He hates Country Music and is a registered Liberal Progressive Democrat. A member of BLM and ANTIFA, and smuggled over 600 pounds of guns into his 32nd floor at age 60, and was able to smash open two 800 pound Hurricane proof Windows in his hotel room.

NBCNEWS claims this is the worst public shooting in US history with only 53 people murdered, they forgot about Wounded Knee and 5000+ Native-Americans murdered.

I got some pretty bad news peeps... (#253)
by freek666 on Oct. 2, 2017, 7:07 p.m.
Okay... so I didn't pay for one of the boxes I have hosted with alpharacks in quite a while... I never got to use it cause I could never log into it for god knows why... but last time it lapsed, it seemed to take out kr5ddit with it too... I paid it up to date, and a late fee penalty, and kr5ddit came back online...


Well... seems this time I was *really* late paying the fee on that box... like on the 11th of sept it was due (may have been an inside job!)... and I kind of knew in the back of my mind it was due... but I procrastinated it until kr5ddit went down yesterday or so... checked on alpharacks and that box is now terminated...

It *shouldn't* have any effect on kr5ddit at all, the kr5ddit box is still up and running (hell, this site sits on another box with them too)... but it kind of *feels* like it's related... it worked last time... like they take kr5ddit out until I pay my bills on the account...

BUT there's no outstanding invoices showing, just one terminated service and all the rest should be working...

I restarted the kr5ddit box... it looks like it's up... we get connections timeout instead of refused... but in every other way, it appears dead or does not respond.

I've had a support ticket open which has been 'In Progress' for the last 24 hours with no response... I'll check with them again tomorrow if I hear nothing... I really don't know what's going on.

BAD NEWS though... I've been sloppy with the backups... if we have to recreate from scratch... could be a couple of MONTHS out of date... I can't do any better than that... so sorry guys...


I think it was because slashdot crashed... (#262)
by freek666 on Oct. 4, 2017, 5:48 p.m.
Everyone went to kr5ddit and that melted the data center and one of the inode pointers caught fire and the machine wouldn't start without me fondling it a bit.

oh, all the masterpieces! (#255)
by United_Fools on Oct. 3, 2017, 1:25 a.m.
Oh, all that content! All these work of art! All of them!!!!!!

Last two months may be gone. (#258)
by freek666 on Oct. 4, 2017, 5:01 p.m.
our recent junks seem still there! (#263)
by United_Fools on Oct. 4, 2017, 6:56 p.m.
If you ask me, (#254)
by CoyoteBrown on Oct. 3, 2017, 12:39 a.m.
it's probably a blessing in disguise. A way to start fresh with out all that skin head nazi bullshit masquerading as political commentary. I mean unless you're down with the sickness. Sure, trolling is what we live for, but that stuff is the intellectual equivalent of bathtub meth. Which, fittingly enough, is the primary drug of choice for the discriminating modern fascist.

It's going to sting losing all those thoughtful, insightful, and downright brilliant essays on the glorious miracle that is the humble banana.

But you know what they say, "The more you pay, the more it's worth."

" I've been sloppy with the backups... "
Is that a euphemism for masturbation?

Don't answer that. I don't want to know. I don't need that visual.

Besides, what happens between a woman and her bulk storage media is of no concern to anyone but her.

A way to start fresh with out all that... (#261)
by freek666 on Oct. 4, 2017, 5:22 p.m.
No such luck!

Who wants to admin kr5ddit? (#259)
by freek666 on Oct. 4, 2017, 5:02 p.m.
Keeping the site alive and shit?

we don't have the IQs to keep the site up (#270)
by United_Fools on Oct. 5, 2017, 5:53 p.m.
Well the only one with the experience and skills (#267)
by Orion on Oct. 5, 2017, 8:02 a.m.
would be Del, but someone got rid of him and his site.

You give it to me and CoyoteBrown will get angry and make your site go down with dick picks or something like that Joe Weiner guy.

Del has no sense of humor... (#268)
by freek666 on Oct. 5, 2017, 1:50 p.m.
But he'd make a good admin.

Kr5ddit is what you make it (#257)
by Orion on Oct. 3, 2017, 3:48 a.m.
If you see skinhead nazi bullshit, vote it down off the front page using as many Kr5ddits as you can spare. Write arguments to counter it, or just write your own stuff.

All I've been doing is making fun of this stupid liberal progressive communist BS that is tearing the USA apart because their feelings got hurt, because someone on the Internet disagreed with them and cited a few articles to prove it. I too ha da rough childhood, but I was never on a trust fund by rich parents to give me white guilt to change my race identity to Native-American, Black, or whatever just to qualify for scholarships and lie, cheat, and steal so people from those minority groups will never get their own scholarships.

Liberal Progressives even still brag about putting Japanese into concentration camps and murdering them. Want to hide their racist history as only Democrats brought slaves before the Civil War, and when the Irish wanted unions along with the Chinese for the railroad work and mining they got murdered by the Liberal Democrats who owned the companies. Ask the Native-Americans about Liberal Democrats putting them on reservations and murdering them for their scalps and the Trail of Tears, not to mention over 300+ years of racism from Liberal Democrats before the skinhead Nazis even formed.

I'm only reporting the truth if you don't like it write your own stuff. I'm not white or black, I'm grey. The world has shades of grey and also colors.

I've been accused of being gay, of being black, accused of being gang-raped in my childhood, accused of all sorts of stuff by K5 Trolls who are mostly Liberal Democrats. What it tells me is that their support of these minority groups is so bad that they use hateful slurs and names these groups are called by skin-heads Nazis etc, which means they hate the same groups as the Nazis and are no better than them, proving everything I wrote is the truth!

Fuck off Norman. (#260)
by CoyoteBrown on Oct. 4, 2017, 5:15 p.m.
Don't tell me what to do. If you don't like it then YOU leave. You're not fooling any body but yourself. You're not exposing anything, speaking truth to power. You're not reporting truth, rather you're promoting hate. I don't give a shit what you've been accused of, you're not selling me on how your freedom to be intolerant is not being being tolerated, how your freedom to hate is suppressed by the targets of your hatred, how your freedom to commit violence is resisted by violence. Most especially I ain't buying how your freedom to spread propaganda is violated by the press and those who call out your bullshit. A link to propaganda is not proof of anything. It is a lie constructed to support a lie. The more fake cites you give indicates the degree to which the truth is perverted. And the reason good people use slurs against Nazi's and skin heads and fascists is because the ideology they promote is evil. They are a cancer. They should be opposed at every turn. Yes, to hate evil, to oppose it, to be intolerant of it is indeed better in every sense. Make no mistake, if you lie with dogs you are going to get fleas. You will be held to account.

Am I evil? (#266)
by Orion on Oct. 5, 2017, 8 a.m.

Jesus says only God is good, the rest of us are evil and need to confess our sins and repent.

How'd you double post? $ (#269)
by freek666 on Oct. 5, 2017, 2:55 p.m.
Am I evil? (#265)
by Orion on Oct. 5, 2017, 8 a.m.

Jesus says only God is good, the rest of us are evil and need to confess our sins and repent.

I hold you and other liberals to account (#264)
by Orion on Oct. 5, 2017, 7:35 a.m.
You claim to be good, you claim not to be racist or hate, yet you do the very same things you accuse the others of doing. That is hypocrisy that I expose on a daily basis.

I mean Trump had no way he could win the 2016 election until the MSM attacked him 24/7 and made him more popular than Clinton to the people that hated the MSM and might have voted for Clinton.

You can call me all the names you want, I've been called worse by better people than you.

The people you think are Nazis, Skinheads, racists, homophobes, etc are moderates who are tired of being called that stuff, so they voted for Trump. Do you think Nazis, Skinheads, racists, homophobes are born that way or are they screwed over by liberals and broken promises made them swing on the other fringe of the political compass? I swear these are hate based people, and you are trying to fight them with more hate and anger? It is like trying to kill cockroaches with Viagra and they keep multiplying, and you're too stupid to understand why.

Yeah man, I've triggered you, I hurt your feelings, I posted views and opinions that you disagree with, yet instead of engaging me in a rational debate, you engage me in an emotional feeling based rant. Tdillo and the others do that as well, and well if you keep feeding a troll, they get stronger and post even more triggering posts and comments.

What was that one wise liberal once said, before you sorry lot got him banned and censored from the Internet? Don't feed the trolls, ignore them, starve them, and maybe they'll go away?

Will I go away? I once used the handle of "Cancer" because of how hard it is to get rid of me. I've gone from one forum to another and left a wake of distraction as a mock conservative Poe's law troll. The original Infoworld and SLashdot, the IWETHEY losers, United Political Debate, Husi, Metafilter, Adequacy, I've trolled them all because they could not accept the truth that they are responsible for their own failures and mistakes and they use excuses to blame scapegoats. It was really funny at Uncyclopedia, my Mock Conservative trolls were awarded because they got the jokes and sarcasm.

Yeah man, I'm cancer, can't get rid of me without also cutting out the healthy tissue and take away part of yourself.

I represent the trolls your sorry lot forced into suicide.

Humankind has worn hatred, anger, evil, and selfishness like a glove for the past 10,000 years. Every time some peaceful deity or holy person comes along to make world peace, it is not my side that murders them, it is your side. You hate religion because it denounces your greed, lust, sloth, envy, pride, gluttony, and wraith/anger/hate.

I even introduced myself as The Devil, on Kuro5hin, and people thought it was a joke. Maybe it was, maybe it was not.

You can't just rewrite 10,000 years of history and pretend stuff didn't happen way back then. You can't ignore that some Jewish Rabi 2000+ years ago had a plan for free healthcare, feed and shelter the homeless, bring peace to end all world conflict and wars, and people like you CoyotoeBrown had him crucified because his truth proved you sorry lot of left-wingers as hypocrites and he wanted to help you, but you spat at him, made him carry a cross, put a crown of thorns on his head, mocked him, slapped him, and then crucified him and blamed it on the Jewish people to create even more hate and racism.

All you got to do is admit you are a sinner, and you want to be saved, but pride and ego won't allow that.

I don't hate you, hell man I ain't even mad at you, I feel sorry for you and have pity on you that you fell into these traps that even a 12 year-old could avoid. You let your feelings control you instead of vice versa.

Just keep going the way you are, attack Trump some more, attack all the scapegoats and strawmen that you can.

Hell man, call me a skinhead, Nazi, racist, homophobe, alien lizard shapeshifter, it just makes me laugh even more that you keep feeding the troll you want to get rid of. You might even think you can wish me away, but I just keep on trolling trolling trolling. I snack on danger, I dine on death, you will fail like every other gerbil faced oppoent before me. Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!

Ooops, I got another apointment with a different client, I gotta go!

BWHAHAHA! That was all fake!

BTW when you fuck someone up, that stuff can't be reserved, I am exactly what you made me.

Blastar Social is down now (#251)
by Orion on Oct. 2, 2017, 5:26 a.m.
They could not stop it at first, the feminists, the social justice warriors, the left-wing domestic terrorists could not stop it. Then they used spambots to upload images and posted verbal turds on the site until the Database and Hard Drive filled up and gave session errors. So to save my website from spambots laying turds on my coffee table until it broke, I had to delete the database and directory.

I see in trying to shut me up they took down Kr5ddit as well?

I just noticed I haven't submitted any code for this project since almost a year. I'm still working on getting my system ready so it can run the Django tutorial and I get errors with it.

Why does no one use (#252)
by freek666 on Oct. 2, 2017, 6:58 p.m.
The 'below the fold' feature of this site?

It's just like k5... but you got to put your own damn folds in fools!

You mean like a Ghetto Diary section (#256)
by Orion on Oct. 3, 2017, 3:37 a.m.
to keep off the front page? IIRC Scoop had a drop down box or link for their own diary section.

Kr5ddit is down again (#250)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 30, 2017, 8:16 a.m.
there seems to be a pattern of websites getting ddos attacks on them like torrent sites and sites like Kr5ddit that offer the freedom of speech!

The country they hate so much is calling them on their BS, so they attack the sites they hate. Just leave the USA for Mexico, Canada, UK, EU, whatever that you think is better.


There is something strange going on here! (#249)
by RustyFoster on Sept. 29, 2017, 3:26 a.m.

Get ready for Scoop 3.0 in 2018!

PS This site sucks, you really let Blastard program for you? I pay pennies on the dollar for 12 year-olds in India to fix everything wrong with Scoop in a few months for $100, muahahahaahh!

This just in Walmart wants access to your house (#248)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 26, 2017, 4:54 a.m.
so that they can deliver stuff and stock your refrigerator in your house when you are not there. They want you to give them your alarm code, front door key, and if there are any pets or traps in your house so they can send their minimum wage slaves to open your door and put stuff inside your house via delivery so nobody can steal it.

This was tested out before and the delivery boy jacked off in the woman's pantie drawers and then was fired.

In unrealted news, Oprah was trying to convince people that Trump is a racist, etc, and did not succeed at it. She is now pissed off at the states of Wisconsin, Michigan, and others for voting for Trump and not Clinton. She claims in not agreeing with her that Trump is a racist, those states are now racist states like Missouri and there should be an NAACP travel caution made that Racist Police in that state might kill black people and then drop a gun on their body to claim self defense.

In NonRealted news, Kylie Jenner is pregnant, but guess who the father is? Bill Clinton! All will be revealed on TV reality shows as a DNA test is made to see if Bill Clinton is really the father or someone else.

In Troll News, Kekistan stock is high today with Kek's blessing.

This just in! The end of the world (#246)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 26, 2017, 2:13 a.m.
did not happen as predicted, so we hit snooze on the Doomsday Clock for another 15 minutes. September 23rd, 2017 came and went without Jesus coming back to kick some ass like Chuck Norris does. We still wait for Christ and his Kung-Fu skills to come back to Earth one day.

SOS! NFL players under assault by Trump! (#244)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 26, 2017, 2:07 a.m.
Trump hurt their feelings when he said taking a knee to the flag and national anthem is UnAmerican and Mean.

Let us have a safe place for NFL players to cry, get hot cocoa, hug kittens and puppies, and can read their little red book by Mao!

Nobody seemed to know NFL players are pussies when it comes to political and respecting their nation and flag. I guess some of these Thots in Feminism and Social Justice and Gender Studies can go and suck their dicks to make them feel better.

In unrelated news, North Korea said "Suck me balls, I gonna fire rockets at South Korea and Japan!" but no rockets were able to hit targets in South Korea or Japan.

In other nonrelated news, Radical Islamist Terrorists applaud the Domestic Terrorism that Antifa and Protestors have done to the USA. They claim it makes their jobs a lot easier when we fight with ourselves over silly shit that don't matter anyway.

SOS! (#243)
by United_Fools on Sept. 25, 2017, 8:11 p.m.
main site is down!

ABC NEWS here, this just in! (#245)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 26, 2017, 2:10 a.m.
Kr5ddit is under attack by Russian Hackers. Will Kr5ddit come back up and fix the Server 500 errors?

Did more than 5 people visit Kr5ddit and knock it out again? Was it Husi, Metafilter, Fark, Facebook, Reddit or some other group like 4Chan and Pepe/Kek?

Frog God Kek makes himself known to Skeptics and Atheists (#242)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 25, 2017, 2:47 a.m.
Kek sent green meteorites to Earth to prove his existence.

There shall be many Memes made in his honor to show our support of the return of Kek to Earth!

Apple to buy out Facebook, IBM, AT&T, and Sears/KMart (#241)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 25, 2017, 1:41 a.m.
Apple has over $1T USD in reserves. Enough to buy out Zuckerberg's shares in Facebook and have plenty left over. IBM had financial issues, and now Apple is buying them out cheap, and will make the OpenPower based IBM Mainframes run MacOS Server. AT&T is struggling after it bought out HBO and can't get DirecTV working correctly and Apple will buy them all. Sear/KMart was going to file for bankruptcy until Apple bought them out and will be introducing the Apple iBuy app that allows you to buy products from the Sears and KMart warehouses to compete with Walmart and Amazon.

Amazon is buying out Whole Foods, and just announced they would buy out Radio Shack and turn stores into Amazon shipping stores that also sell smart phones and computer parts. Every Amazon Fire device will be in Radio Shack stores with an Amazon store within a store.

Google is buying out Target, TMobile and Verizon.

Will the Federal Government allow these buyouts? Are these companies Monopolies?

Find this and many more with ABC News, as Microsoft buys us out along with Tumblr and Reddit.

Immanentizing the Eschaton: Latest Illuminated Communication from Malaclypse the Younger (#233)
by freek666 on Sept. 3, 2017, 4:16 p.m.
In a telepathic business meeting between God (who remained silent), Eris, Mal, various other illuminati agents, and man, a plan was formed to free the world in a bloodless coup by implementing a cryptographic based universal basic income coin, similar to bitcoin.

This is one plan that was revealled to me. I repeat it here for you now, imperfectly.

Your job, if you chose to accept it, is to copy and distribute this plan as far and wide as far as possible.


Mal, Eris and God were VERY CLEAR that no one is to die... They understand well that humans are easily confused and might forget this part... but it is the number one rule... NO ONE WILL DIE.

We have no ill will towards the rich and powerful, as long as they do not use their wealth to create uncompensated negative externalities and work within the free market and its assumptions.

However, economics alone cannot solve the wealth distribution problem that remains in the free market... there is no economic incentive, the only incentive is political, and therefore the solution requires the use of force, not free trade.

No one will die, because the way out for the billionaires is to commit to sharing 1% of their wealth with the world... No one excluded.

To do this, man shall build various cryptographic systems required to accomplish this task. We beleive the time is right, and all the tools are in place, they just need to be configured for this task.

There are two main components, an online cryptographic democratic voting system, and an online cryptographic wealth distribution system. The protocols are to be documented, and open source reference implementations are to be built.
Firstly, man requires a cryptographic democratic system where everybody is equal. One human, one vote. Using something like the PGP web of trust system, and a distributed database capable of holding identifying information (images of face and eyes, fingerprints, voice and government documents)... an anonymous voting system is to be built...

The key part of the democratic system is that no human shall be in the database more than once. Any human found circumventing this system (various government agencies are the major risk factor), shall permanently lose access to all benefits provided by this system. Humans shall actively attempt to seek out breaches of this system.
The voting system is to run continuously and in real time.

There will be a means of creating various topics, and options to select from them, and anyone shall be able to cast their votes to one or more of the options (where applicable).

No one shall be able to prove how they voted, but will be able to alter their vote at any time.
People may be able to delegate their votes to others... using something like the Page Rank algorithm to weight votes based upon the delegation.

Every human in the voting system will have a unique cryptographic address that wealth can be transfered to (like some kind of Bitcoin address)... The coin system may be called UBICoin, Universal Basic Income Coin. (The value of the each account will be updated in real time, such that at the worst case, every day a basic income shall be added to everyone's account).

Humans shall vote both whether they chose to follow this plan or if they are against it. Using the blockchain solution to the byzantine generals problem, they will also signal if they have the opportunity to carry out the plan. When conditions are right, a synchronised attack will occur on the billionares... redistributing wealth by force.

Billionaires will not be harmed if they commit to purchasing (and probably burning) at least 1% of their wealth (not their income!) every year, a wealth tax, put into the crypto coin system. This will be provable and will give the coin value.
It is not expected that this will create much wealth for individuals in itself, especially those in the first world. However, it should create enough wealth in third world nations that communities and groups can work together and have the resources to undertake projects of value to those communities in the third world with goods and services purchased through free trade from both the first and third world.

We would like that the billionaires and the remaining threat of force will drive the billionaires to expand this system such that the millionaires would voluntarily commit to a 1% wealth tax. The vast majority of humans (over 90%) will never have the chance to be eligable to pay this tax, this is just the way things are.

With the billionaires and millionaires creating value, individuals in the third world should all be able to feed themselves.

Because regional variations exist in living expenses, national, state and regional systems can be setup by governments similar to this system... but this will form the base.

That's all.

On this day Sept. 6th, 1901 ... (#237)
by bad on Sept. 6, 2017, 11:54 p.m.

oh, i get it... 6 6 6 was a constant on any line, if questionable (#235)
by bad on Sept. 6, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

Execute Order 666 (#247)
by ABCNEWS on Sept. 26, 2017, 3:28 a.m.
Cheeseburger time!

how come 6 comments= all hidden? (#234)
by bad on Sept. 6, 2017, 9:05 p.m.
am I being discriminated again?

Holy Cow. Fool's ID is 12 and mine there is 1010 (#229)
by bad on Aug. 31, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

we are resurrected or whut? !

Why is your site down bad? (#232)
by freek666 on Sept. 3, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

delete robo army accts (#231)
by bad on Aug. 31, 2017, 4:06 p.m.
Blastar, I think you CAN delete ALL suspected robo army accts, by sending a broadcast msg to not-robot for invite them to join at least one group... then all those accts that didn't BELONG to any group could be 'byebye lights out'... yes?

If I can figure out how to do that. I should have made the site invite only to keep spammers and scammer robots out. (#239)
by Orion on Sept. 14, 2017, 8:19 p.m.
Also, nobody favors the robots, the robots don't know how to do that yet, I guess? GNU Social needs better spam controls.

shit bomb (#230)
by bad on Aug. 31, 2017, 3:21 p.m.
by the look of public timeline on the site is still under 'shit-bomb', I'd say...

MY fault for paying for advertising on Facebook, got to some scammers and spammers and now they shit all over my site. (#240)
by Orion on Sept. 14, 2017, 8:21 p.m.
I am not sure how to undo it, which is why I needed people like Tdillo to be moderators and administrators to delete spam and other shit bombs.

Lit.Cat - a very cool site (#227)
by bad on Aug. 26, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

two thumbs UP !

mumble from australia ( googled top rank page...) - no idea how the match was begotten... (#238)
by bad on Sept. 10, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

How a novel was born,... into the larger English family (#228)
by bad on Aug. 28, 2017, 3:51 p.m.

would you buy a novel translated from Chinese? when was the last time you read an translated fiction?

Check out this shambling zombie of a site (#221)
by LilDebbie on Aug. 19, 2017, 4:33 p.m.
Gotta say I dig the minimalist interface.

I love their bathroom stall: (#226)
by bad on Aug. 25, 2017, 9:49 p.m.

after I said 'No' to donate to their magazine... ... I feel guilty NOW !

unfinished business with Treasury Dept. of NJ (#225)
by bad on Aug. 23, 2017, 2:10 p.m.

Gary Jefferson vs. Federal Gov. in 1998 ...

can my case use arguments presented in THAT case? ...

Thank you and it is a minimalist interface (#222)
by Orion on Aug. 19, 2017, 9:21 p.m.
where less is more.

I did a little bit of the coding and Procasti did the bulk of it. He made the CSS to look like the old Kuro5hin interface.

SOS! Main site is down! (#219)
by United_Fools on Aug. 17, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

Sorry I tripped (#220)
by CoyoteBrown on Aug. 18, 2017, 1:11 a.m.
Getting high in the server room and I tripped on a cable and well, I would have brought them back up but then I got high. Man it's so smoky in here did someone light off the Halon? Need to like vent this somebody could trip or s...***crash*** Shit. Uh, it's going to be down a while dude.

by bad on Aug. 17, 2017, 6:15 p.m.

use GDAX and pay 0 fee with your coinbase acct (#217)
by bad on Aug. 17, 2017, 6:15 p.m.

Twitter rhymes with Shitter for some reason, so use GNU Social instead. (#210)
by Orion on Aug. 16, 2017, 8:36 a.m.
Lookout, I made an alternative to Twitter:

Net site to host GNU Social, and it is free for signups.

Twitter for Trolls? If we make it that way I guess?

Italian BTC exchange alliances (#216)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 5:05 p.m.
From -->

also one of your troll sent me 9mBTC ... gosh, that was TINY... but i appreciate the attention it gives to my SMS device... (#215)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:32 p.m.
! ciao. -bad

i made a half-working alt-k666 (#213)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 3:50 p.m.
and it's older and faster but might be more touchy than K666 or Django !

All right faggots, time to wake up! Drop your socks and grab your cocks! (#209)
by MIkeHunt on Aug. 16, 2017, 6:17 a.m.
We got Script-Kiddies from God knows where doing DDOS attacks on the main site.

So which one of you lady boys is going to do something about it?

well... if u publish suspected IP lists... lady boys might take a look when they got times on their hands? and who r u ... (#211)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 2:33 p.m.
? hunting for bananas?

by United_Fools on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:38 a.m.

don't dare copying ME! (#214)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 3:51 p.m.
C & R letter filed...

SOS! Main site is down! (#204)
by United_Fools on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:38 a.m.

The unoffical story (#206)
by Orion on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:43 a.m.
Was that some alt-right groups were p[rotesting Kr5ddit, and then the Nazis, Commies, AntiFA, and BLM and other hate groups came in and started to fight with rocks and bottles and as the cops stood down, one Nazi guy ran over some people because they took baseball bats and rocks to his car. I think one woman died and 19 got injured.

The Police shut it down to investigate it. Apparently, anyone without a liberal viewpoint is a racist, bigot, homophobe, and terrorist now.

Really? The Australia police shut it down because of American liberals? (#208)
by United_Fools on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:55 a.m.
that is incredible, even for orange baffoons.. no? (#212)
by bad on Aug. 16, 2017, 2:34 p.m.
Procasti's long lost brother? (#200)
by Orion on Aug. 14, 2017, 7:55 a.m.
This guy reminds me of Procasti:

What do the rest of you think?

my DASH coin is nowhere to be found... (#202)
by bad on Aug. 14, 2017, 4:10 p.m.
anyone else has some for sharing/loving? 0.585 dash coin will do! thank you in advance...

the joker is everywhere! (#201)
by bad on Aug. 14, 2017, 10:25 a.m.

What is Hatreon? Like Patreon but you hate people instead? (#203)
by Orion on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:34 a.m.
Should we sign up for an account there?

by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 9:03 p.m.

oopse... bad farted... my bad. (#199)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 9:04 p.m.
'The Dead do not improve' - Long Live K5 (#197)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 9:03 p.m.
Hailed as The Awl’s 2012’s novel to anticipate, this glorious debut stars hippie detectives, a singular city, and an MFA student on the run. On a residential Bay Area block struggling with the collision of gentrifier condos and longtime residents, stymied recent MFA grad Philip Kim is sleeping the night away when bullets fly through a window in his apartment building and end up killing one of his neighbors. Philip only learns about the murder the next day when bored and Googling himself. But when he gets caught up in the investigation and becomes the focus of an elaborate, violent scheme, he will learn far more than he ever wanted to about his former four-eggs-at-a-time borrowing neighbor Dolores Stone, aka “The Grey Beaver,” and her shocking connections to an underworld only a city like this one could create. Siddhartha “Sid” Finch, a homicide detective bitter about everything except his gorgeous wife, and his phlegmatic, pock-marked partner Jim Kim, land the case. Sid and Jim race after Philip through a menacing, unknowable San Francisco fending off militant surfers, vaguely European cafes, and aggressive Advanced Creative Writing students as they all try to figure out just who’s causing trouble in this city they love to hate. Exceedingly unique, pulsing with vigor and heart, and loaded with fierce, fresh language, The Dead Do Not Improve confirms Jay Caspian Kang as a true American original as obsessed with surfing and surviving as with the power of unforgettable storytelling. To read more about The Dead Do Not Improve or Jay Caspian Kang please visit Crown Publishing at

You have a Github account and are a programmer (#223)
by Orion on Aug. 20, 2017, 1:17 a.m.
So do you want to help out with issues and get credit for fixing them?

Yeah links don't work, won't recognize HTML, etc most likely to prevent crackers from exploiting the forum here.

i've spread too thin as of now... priority is skewed for those paying clients... (#224)
by bad on Aug. 20, 2017, 6:48 p.m.
Attn: formerly known as Dontsuemebro site owner (#186)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

<a href=""> source </a> krusty and blastar are lame ducks! rendering engine NEEDS WORK/WORKERS!!topic/honyaku/tWuTRwTTpeY (#195)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 12:49 p.m.
" One way to distinguish these two carrying vehicles: 手押しワゴン= pushcart, 手押し車 = wheelbarrow. -- Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) "

hilarious discussion on translation 'when is a wagon not a wagon...'

If only I could read Chinese (#191)
by Orion on Aug. 13, 2017, 6:39 a.m.
I do better with computer languages than human languages.

Aren't rendering engines system level programming? I only work in application programming. Ask Crawford he does system programming and helped with that Zoolib.

i don't know Augur - why is it called a technology? (#196)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 7:24 p.m.
That’s what Augur aims to be: an early warning system – for everything. Riding off the backs of concepts proposed by James Surowiecki, Charles Mackay and Francis Galton, Augur gains accurate predictions about future events by letting people bet on their ideas.

Before we get into what makes Augur unique, let’s take a step back and talk about tokens – what they are, how they work, and how mining it all ties in with Ethereum.

reviewer of 'allied' movie? (#188)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 3:24 p.m.

OK is down again, change the subject selling nudes on Patreon? (#179)
by MiniTrue on Aug. 10, 2017, 6:02 a.m.

You'll have to copy paste that link as Krusty didn't enable HTML or auto link URLS that Kr5ddit has.

This site uses CSS that looks like the old Scoop/Kuro5hin look and feel.

Apparently women are making Patreon accounts selling nude photos on it for money. It is still the Webcam Whore type business model as she can add them for private chats in her underwear and cosplay sexy costume stuff. I think this describes why women don't get into computer science or STEM anymore as they can make a Youtube video and then post nudes in Patreon and sell them for $1 to $5 each. Then for more money they can add them to a private chat for more money.

I think Sye/Bad has a better idea to sell PDF files of poetry and other stuff for like $1 on Gumroad, etc.

Say are Liberals still DDOSing Kr5ddit? Did TDillo set up his GPU servers that used to mine Bitcoin to do DDOS to Kr5ddit? It has been a while since TDillo posted dick pics or a picture of him with a dick in his mouth. We really need a new Rustina type photoshop I guess?

status of bitcoin network speed etc... (#189)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 4:43 p.m.
if anyone need a baseline for bitcoin network status... check my node at this link:

Can we believe her narratives? Why NOT extend the benefits of doubt... I think her childhood was suffering, respite all ... (#184)
by bad on Aug. 11, 2017, 11:53 a.m.
those public recognition for herself. Her mother and her father suffered in their life. THAT carried on to her... such is life.

Her parents suffered (#192)
by Orion on Aug. 13, 2017, 6:46 a.m.
because they sacrificed everything they had to get her plastic surgery and staple her stomach to make her not feel hungry so she doesn't eat that much. She's a princess that wants lots of attention, so she sells nude pictures of herself on the Internet because she never developed real world skills that can get a good paying job.

As long as she is an adult and not a child, and keeps access only to adults and not children, she should do well.

I hear Hugh Heffner started out taking nude pictures of women that he paid to pose in the nude and selling the pictures and later developing it into Playboy magazines and clubs. After too many kids would read his website he rebooting it as a teenager with PG-13 ratings instead of R or X ratings.

Some women become Cosplayers, not because they like comic books, video games, etc but to attend conventions and sell their pictures on the Internet to nerds and geeks who never saw a woman naked before. Same thing really.

It is why women don't go into STEM, they'd rather sell their bodies on the Internet and panhandle by selling nudes for donations that pay more than an IT job and doesn't have the stress either.

I respect the women who don't sell nudes on the Internet and get into STEM to earn an honest living.

Coinpayments equity offering and screw-up (#172)
by bad on Aug. 8, 2017, 1:31 p.m.
So a couple of years ago, I sent $1000 worth of bitcoin to a equity-sharing proposal for coinpayments... then I got an email from their CFO that I didn't 'sign' my documents correctly as by their KYC rules... but they NEVER returned anything BACK to me. I filed a complaint with their customer service at one point but ignore to follow up with them...

Am I entitled to get my coin back? what's your take?

Is it worth to find a security lawyer on this?

That reminds me of the story with the dog, and a bone, and the water. (#180)
by MiniTrue on Aug. 10, 2017, 6:06 a.m.
The dog was walking near the water with a bone, he noticed there was a bone in the water in another dog's mouth. He thought if he growled and then tried to steal the bone from the other dog he'd have two bones. When he tried he opened his mouth and lost his bone, and got a face full of water and the other dog was just his reflection.

Trying to go after people who cheated you out of $1000 will cost you more than $1000 to sue, it would be small claims court, no lawyer, and a judge. You'd have to give evidence.

They'd also ask why you didn't report the crime to the FBI or Police and taken so long.

You are better off giving Krusty/Procasti some BTC for his work on this project.

i remember taking two days on two exchange and buying over 3 bitcoin (spending my $1000) from 3 different wallets and se... (#182)
by bad on Aug. 11, 2017, 9:12 a.m.
nd over to them... I did NOT chose for the easy money/credit card transfer... arguably, they ought to return my 3 btc ... as transaction was conducted over that 'media'/tender... yes?

to answer your question, I don't consider them criminal... I want my coin back or partnership... as I sent the guy who r... (#183)
by bad on Aug. 11, 2017, 10:33 a.m.
ecommend me their services more coin just yesterday! He relies on services. They are doing work, not everyone see as worth their time though...

A lot of Bitcoin companies are scams based on a Ponzi scheme (#177)
by Orion on Aug. 9, 2017, 12:20 a.m.
they pay you back by stealing from other accounts and then when it is your turn to cash it in, they refuse making up some BS excuse.

A lawyer would take more than $1000, you are better off giving it to police or the FBI as over $500 in bounced checks, etc are felonies.

Scam artists prey on the elderly as well. My mother kept getting calls from time share lawyers to sell her timeshare and kept wanting more money. If anyone asked why she was sending that much money to tell them it was for her grandson. We never got the $10,000 they stole from my mother after my father died. Sometimes there is nothing you can do and these scam artists get away with it because they know suing them will cost more than the $1000 they stole from you.

I donated $300 to Kuro5hin and Rusty Foster to fix the cancel button and make Scoop in the modern age. I used Paypal and I got a record of it. I'll never see that $300 USD back, Rusty is a con artist as well, shut down his site slowly first by removing the login button, and then turning off new accounts, and then banning people for no good reason.

This site is designed to look like Scoop/Kuro5hin in hopes of replacing it.

I didn't do much work on it, Procasti did the most work, I'm still learning. The Scoop/Kuro5hin look and feel works great in mobile web browsers as well.

So instead of getting my $300 back from Rusty, I just help make something to replace the broken promises he made to you and me and make something better.

so this and has the same underline authentication schme... -bad. i wonder, if i should send procrasti some b... (#178)
by bad on Aug. 9, 2017, 5:17 p.m.
tc... as he worked for free for a while... maybe I'll sent btc to his donation address: 1Dy5r... last time, we chatted was
12/10/15 on gmail... (#181)
by bad on Aug. 10, 2017, 8:01 p.m.
those ripple address was bombed by California government. remember THAT. they closed down rippletrade and all my ripples were gone !

Blastar had a stroke and almost died. He is currently in a coma and I am a friend of the family, they asked me to post t... (#167)
by oceanmarketing on July 31, 2017, 7:51 p.m.
his on the site being worked on.

He has a 26% to wake up, a 31% chance to die.

I've been busy. Someone cracked some passwords to my accounts and I had to recover them again. I see IWETHEY posted on m... (#169)
by Orion on Aug. 7, 2017, 3:41 a.m.
y Uncyclopedia account, in one last effort to troll me and try to force me back to their forum. I won't link to their website, but nice try guys. I'm happy here and once I feel better and can secure my accounts better to make sure you sorry lot don't steal my identity yet again to make me look bad, I'll just post here and test out the forum/CMS/whatever and see if I can work with Procasti to make changes to it and work on it when I feel better.

I didn't do much, I'm learning Python as I go. No class, no books, just whatever I find on the web.

Oh yeah no stroke or coma, why make up stuff about me?

procrasti and his broker Frank want $2000 for ... that's pure GREED , especially when he NEVER returns my m... (#176)
by bad on Aug. 8, 2017, 4:48 p.m.
sg... gold digger!

haha... guess dr who is ME ? (#171)
by bad on Aug. 7, 2017, 5:41 p.m.
Are you sure? He seems to die and get sock a lot. He should just wake the fick up! (#168)
by Notsure on Aug. 5, 2017, 6:20 p.m.
ATTN: Orion Blastar (#159)
by CoyoteBrown on July 17, 2017, 6:43 p.m.
So what are your thoughts on the new Doctor Who?

Jodie Whittaker has been announced as Doctor Who's 13th Time Lord - the first woman to be given the role.
The new Doctor's identity was revealed in a trailer broadcast at the end of the Wimbledon men's singles final.
The Broadchurch star succeeds Peter Capaldi, who took over the role in 2013 and leaves in the forthcoming Christmas special.
Whittaker, 35, said it was "overwhelming, as a feminist" to become the next Doctor.
She will make her debut on the sci-fi show when the Doctor regenerates in the Christmas special.

Whittaker said: "I'm beyond excited to begin this epic journey - with Chris and with every Whovian on this planet.
"It's more than an honour to play the Doctor. It means remembering everyone I used to be, while stepping forward to embrace everything the Doctor stands for: hope. I can't wait."

The Sun and Mail Online promptly published nude photographs of Ms. Whittaker in articles covering the announcement that she is the new star of Doctor Who. Both publications ran articles about Whittaker appearing naked or topless in previous acting work, illustrating the stories with stills. The Sun published the photographs under the headline “Dalektable” – a reference to the Daleks, an enemy of the Doctor. The article covered pages four and five of the newspaper and described Whittaker’s “saucy screen past”. Mail Online’s article was headlined “Doctor Nude!” and also featured naked and topless photos of previous male Doctors, including Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith. Rawwwr!

Doctor Who is out of style now (#166)
by Orion on July 19, 2017, 3:51 a.m.
He's basically a 1000+ year old pedophile in a blue box that kidnaps teenager companions and makes them scream and yell and run away from aliens trying to kill them so he can snog with them later, etc.

The new show is Silicon Valley on HBO:

Procasti is the character Bertram Gilfoyle if you watch it enough.

In the UK SJWS like HHD are forcing this change (#163)
by Orion on July 18, 2017, 10:21 p.m.
First The Master became a woman named Missy. Then Doctor Who had Bill, his first lesbian companion (that we know of), and now Doctor Who will become a woman.

Doctor Who as a female:

Already been done.

Sexist mysiganist pig! (#164)
by Socialjusticewarrior on July 19, 2017, 1:19 a.m.
You call me names (#165)
by Orion on July 19, 2017, 3:47 a.m.
Because you can't think of a better way to argue. You have no logic, reason, etc just feelings that got hurt over words in some children's scifi show that got rebranded as a young adult show.

About time we get diversity in Doctor Who. I never saw a black person or asian person or a woman as Doctor Who yet. You'... (#161)
by Socialjusticewarrior on July 18, 2017, 6 a.m.
d think the UK was mostly white males or something?

No black or asian companions either, no gay companions either. Makes Doctor Who boring.

Doctor Who? (#160)
by United_Fools on July 17, 2017, 8 p.m.
i wonder if HHD knows how to buy a pair of sunglasses to get in here? (#185)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 2:10 p.m.
Procasti said she could join if she wants to (#207)
by Orion on Aug. 16, 2017, 4:48 a.m.
My guess is that she had a baby boy and tried to return him to the hospital in exchange for a girl? She suffered from post partium depression or something and drinks while trying to take care of a baby boy (did you assume his gender) and dresses the baby up as a girl? So her child is a transgender girl that she teaches how to sing and dance like moma. Trying to save money for a gender change operation.

Either that or she died giving birth and her husband has the PHD so he is too smart to post here?

yo, bad is back (#170)
by bad on Aug. 7, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

Attn: Trolls, you can now use a picture of your dick for a password! (#155)
by MiniTrue on July 17, 2017, 6:23 a.m.

Procasti was just ahead of his time, posting Dick Pics at Dontsuemebro, it was really research into dick recognition technology. No two dicks are the same.

Of course the Crawcock has to take two pictures because of how huge it is, and women have to show their vagina instead of a dick.

This process was pioneered by Joe Weiner (D- New York) by sending under aged girls pictures of his dick in public when he meant to use a DM. Senators asked for a Weiner-probe to figure out what to do about it.

I guess Nullios ain't got a dick to take a pic of? What will happen to them when Apple, Google, Amazon, etc decide to take dick and vagina pics to prove we are all who we say we are?

i don't think underground hole will EVER let obscene image in, without the green money... no? (#175)
by bad on Aug. 8, 2017, 3:52 p.m.
This is sexist and offensive! (#162)
by Socialjusticewarrior on July 18, 2017, 6:02 a.m.
There are more than two genders, there are infinate genders!

Remove this post immediately or I'll sue for harassment!

All I see is an open invitation for lawsuits. (#157)
by CoyoteBrown on July 17, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

**I set my penor/vajayjay as my password and then . . .**

* after reassignment surgery I was locked out!
* my wife cut it off and fed it to the dog
* I fucked the football team and now I get "Unable to login, password buffer overflow"
* as required by my employer so I'm suing for sexual harrassment

Going to make it RAIN up in here!

Well, it looks like Antifa didn't like Kr5ddit and me criticizing them. (#154)
by Orion on July 16, 2017, 9:43 p.m.
Hires Pruf that Antifa quotes Hitler for their socialist programs:

So let me get these straight Conservative Republicans are Nazis? NAZI stands for National Socialism, and most Conservatives are against socialist programs and want the free market to solve things.

I mean technically Nazis are really left-wingers who reject democracy and capitalism and all for censorship and mass genocide, etc. that is more of the Liberal Progressive and Antifa themselves.

Can anyone wake up Krusty and tell him to reboot his server? Is he still carrying rocks and stuff? Got his 486 laptop working again? 8 Megabytes and constantly swapping?

MAD AS HELL (#193)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 12:14 p.m.

where's heaven, for christie's sake?

I was gonna have the server reset but then I got high (#158)
by CoyoteBrown on July 17, 2017, 6:29 p.m.
I was gonna tighten up the code a bit but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
-- Krusty Vag and The Trolls from the album 'GNAA-4-Lyfe'

Whomever gets bitten by a Nazi troll, becomes a Nazi troll? (#156)
by MiniTrue on July 17, 2017, 6:26 a.m.
Antifa is Anti-Fascist or something, and got bit by some Nazi trolls? So now they are Nazi Trolls that quote Hitler in public.

It reminds me of this book:

Stating the obvious (#152)
by United_Fools on July 15, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

<a href="">INDEED</A>

SOS SOS! (#151)
by United_Fools on July 13, 2017, 5:36 p.m.
Main site is down now!

Yes, it is down. (#153)
by Orion on July 16, 2017, 4:46 p.m.
I don't know why?

Someone wake up Procasti to reboot the VPS or whatever.

I think the VPS is a 486SX 50Mhz PC running an old version of Debian. It was powered by a Gerbil running on a wheel that spins and generates electricity for it to work. Someone ought to check the Gerbil to make sure it didn't die or something.

r u talking in English? Yahoo talks in new Zealand? ... speak Chenglish pretty plz? (#187)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 2:18 p.m.
Nope, the stock market did not crash! Fake news is fake data now! (#150)
by Orion on July 4, 2017, 3:49 a.m.
Even better is the fact that beta test data can go to the live data site the public sees and nobody would know the difference that they done fucked up really bad.

Oh, it was that new intern they trained they loaded the wrong data by mistake. Apple and Amazon did not crash, Mattel did not soar and take off to a trillion dollar company, etc.

main site is down! (#149)
by United_Fools on July 4, 2017, 2:04 a.m.

This site appears foolish as well. (#147)
by United_Fools on May 29, 2017, 11:20 p.m.
Is it under attack?

SOS! Kr5dit, save your site!

by Orion on May 28, 2017, 9:10 a.m.

Sorry Lawn Dart! (#144)
by Orion on May 28, 2017, 9:11 a.m.
I thought I had my story previewed, when I clicked submit it made an empty story? Whoopies doodle!

Kr5ddit DDOS from Liberals? (#142)
by Orion on May 28, 2017, 9:10 a.m. is down. Went down around the same time Liberals implemented a Blitzkrieg on Twitter to get Hannity fired, and arrest his son-in-law Jared, and make fun of his first veto, and screen out all the other 35 genders at a female only showing of Wonder Woman? Since Superman vs. Batman flopped because they changed the characters to fit a SJW perspective, they are trying to hide the new Wonder Woman movie to upset Wonder Woman's fans and cause a big troll on discrimination on Twitter. It was challenged when I asked why they banned the other 35 genders and wanted peer reviewed evidence to the exact number of genders, which caused many to go crazy and attack me or call me names and give excuses rather than answer the question. I've been called the worst man in the world by SJWs, even beating Trump right now because I ask questions they can't answer because they think with emotions?

Why would liberals DDOS kr5ddit while the United Fools are dominating kr5ddit with Trump-bashing headlines (#146)
by United_Fools on May 29, 2017, 6:24 p.m.
They think you are being sarcastic like Colbert is, and confused you for Bill O'Reilly. (#148)
by Orion on May 30, 2017, 6:12 a.m.
Sorry I forgot they are trying to get Trump impeached and Jared is his son-in-law not Hanny's son-in-law. (#145)
by Orion on May 28, 2017, 11:25 p.m.
I just don't know where all of this anger and hate comes from? Liberal Democrats haven't been this mad since 150+ years ago when Republicans freed their slaves and they shot Lincoln for it. After the Civil War Democrats founded the KKK and other hate groups.

I mean Democrats have always thought with emotions, with few exceptions like our own TDillo that can out debate Adam Savage and the whole Mythbusters team. :)

Oldest Comments First, Right? (#136)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 4:27 p.m.
Comments should be oldest first in stories.


It's backwards on kr5ddit... It makes sense for 'top' level comments and posts to be newest first (plus mod points), but really we should be rewarding users who post first by having them nearer to top, and then upvotes?

What do you think?


What do you think? (#137)
by CoyoteBrown on May 5, 2017, 11:20 p.m.

Seemed like a good idea when I did it, (#138)
by freek666 on May 6, 2017, 7:12 a.m.
but I've been rethinking it and probably it's not.

Oh yeah, we're still getting DOSsed... which is why you're here... not too sure what to do about it... keep on keeping on I guess.

which is why you're here (#140)
by CoyoteBrown on May 6, 2017, 8:22 p.m.
Actually no just looking for OC. The sites been a little slow but accessible.

keep on keeping on I guess. (#139)
by CoyoteBrown on May 6, 2017, 8:19 p.m.
Onward thru the fog! - Oat Willie

Are the DOS Attacks against Kr5ddit over? (#135)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 1:20 p.m.
I think alpharacks turn off my machine when it's under attack, but I think they also apply rules to stop further attacks.


I don't know... but I think they apply blocking rules, and in the past have never given me any information regarding the nature of the attacks, simply that they have been under attack, and have fixed it...

What software should I run to get more visibility of where network is coming from or going to, how much... bandwidth and stuff...

Is there something to do that?

The attacks continue, I don't know how they're doing it... (#141)
by freek666 on May 10, 2017, 7:49 a.m.
During attacks we see no outgoing network activity, and this can last from a few minutes to over an hour before we get shut down by alpharacks.

BUT, the attacks shouldn't take us offline anymore... if our machine gets turned off, another machine turns it back on again!

High Availability Engineering 101.

Happy Earth Day everyone! (#129)
by freek666 on April 27, 2017, 3:10 p.m.
We're celebrating in true tree-hugging style here in the mountains today.


I have a stack of old tires and several gallons of old engine oil I've been saving just for a good backyard bonfire. Not good for roasting marshmallows but the black plume is beautiful against the backdrop of blooming dogwoods and tulip poplars. Please comment with your own fun and creative ideas for celebrating this wonderful Day!

hi who r u? (#236)
by bad on Sept. 6, 2017, 9:13 p.m.
really... u r not Del... that I reckon, right?

LOL. Hi "Groggdel". (#130)
by freek666 on April 27, 2017, 3:11 p.m.
Happy Earth Day everyone! We're celebrating in true tree-hugging style here in the mountains today. I have a stack of ol... (#128)
by Brogdel on April 22, 2017, 2:54 p.m.
d tires and several gallons of old engine oil I've been saving just for a good backyard bonfire. Not good for roasting marshmallows but the black plume is beautiful against the backdrop of blooming dogwoods and tulip poplars. Please comment with your own fun and creative ideas for celebrating this wonderful Day!

+1 FP (#134)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 1:16 p.m.
Except for the formatting...

Script-Kiddies are at it again (#124)
by Orion on April 21, 2017, 4:11 a.m.
My ISP goes up and down today, supposed to have 100Mbitsec but only have 3 if I am lucky. I see they attacked as well.

I've been sick and out of practice for Python. Trying to help family members, trying to wake up earlier in the morning to reset/reboot my sleep cycle, getting my meds adjusted by my doctors, working on my PC to make my software and Windows issues go away. I'm making progress but not quite there yet.

Please keep posting here and testing out FreeK666, I see some new users or socks or dupes or whatever.

People not knowing this bunch of trolls came from Kuro5hin might not understand why some posts are offensive, which all of Kuro5hin was, and why its owner/landlord Rusty Foster shut it down and refused to restore it from backup.

At least it isn't a circlejerk like the IWETHEY forum was where they banned anyone different than they were to create an echo chamber with 8M of RAM and constantly swapping.

Offensive? I've never posted anything that was just overtly offensive, maybe a bit racy, a little insensitive maybe. (#127)
by Brogdel on April 22, 2017, 2:44 p.m.
Big Brother Trump is not abused by your shenanigans! (#120)
by MiniTrue on April 18, 2017, 5:14 a.m.

This is a bad time for Satanists in The Satanic Temple. Missouri is Blastar's territory and it is run by GOP Fundamentalist Christians that can't ban abortion so they put a time limit on it instead.

Satanists don't believe in waiting periods for abortions, so they wrote a note to the clinic to wave the waiting period.

Missouri Fundamentalist Christians don't understand Satanists or their believes and don't know that they are more honest, ethical, and moral than the Funies.

Damn shit! The ACLU refused to support them and the judge threw the case out!

If Satanists are not free for their beliefs then neither are the rest of us.

Big Brother Trump says, forget about it, we are deporting undocumented immigrants, fighting terrorists, and making America Great Again! Ever since GWB and Obama the public wants security in exchange for losing rights, freedoms, and liberties.

If it was Christians instead of Satanists who had their rights violated there would be a bigger uproar! So these so called ACLU liberals don't give a shit about Satanists and neither does Big Brother Trump!

who's shenanigans? who r u? (#190)
by bad on Aug. 12, 2017, 10:50 p.m.
u r not HDD, right?

two thumbs down -->

Fox News censored and banned this news report about Israelis and 911 (#119)
by FakeNews on April 18, 2017, 4:48 a.m.

“Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!”

Is this news fake or real? You decide!

Hay Krusty where is the poll?

I plan to build polls into the markup language itself. (#126)
by freek666 on April 21, 2017, 5:42 a.m.
Everything will be just plain text, marked up...

However, we can add a UI that does the markup automatically. Like having a title, intro and below fold text boxes, but join them all together into a single text underneath... and allow both views.

FUCK! (#116)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 3:56 a.m.
Godamn Kr5ddit! Son of a bitch.
I need to kick a fucking puppy.
Besa mi culo

Relax have a cigar, drink a beer, cook some BBQ (#125)
by Orion on April 21, 2017, 4:15 a.m.
My only question for you is do you like your BBQ sweet or spicy?

This Smokehouse BBQ stuff is a growing trend my brothers are getting into for smoking meat, etc. They got into tournaments with judges and will offer to give us the leftovers.

Even Little Caesar's Pizza has a Smokehouse Pizza:

It might be a nightmare for Trane who doesn't want us to eat meat and the best way to scare away Radical Islamist Terrorists with a pizza mostly made of pork and bacon and stuff like that.

Windows 10 Update can block user from using apps not bought from the Windows store. (#111)
by Orion on April 17, 2017, 11:57 p.m.

This makes me mad, my Aunt Peggy won't know what to do when I downloaded and install Libreoffice and other free and open source software for her, her Windows 10 updates, and then she can't run them anymore and blames me for it.

I think I'll stick to Windows 7 for now. I got my other hard drive connected and can boot into Linux Mint or Windows 10 if I so wanted to. I got USB drives I can back stuff up to if I wanted and then just delete all hard drives and start over. Just that the restore part will take a long long time.

Ah fuck-it most of the stuff I downloaded to keep safe is now on the Internet Archive.

If I ran Microsoft I'd make Office and other stuff for Linux. I'd port Visual Studio (Not Visual Studio Code which is just a text editor) to Linux and have it make Windows, OSX, or Linux apps. Have to use Mono or something on Linux and OSX to work like Dotnet but I think it can be done.

SteamOS if they ever finish it, will put M<icrosoft out of business, if the Apple iPad Pro doesn't already do that. I heard the Mac is the weakness of Apple right now:

FUck it, if I were (burp) CEO of Apple Morty. I'd (burp) make Macintosh ATX motherboards and license them to HP, Dell, and others to make ATX based Mac Clones. If they decide to screw us (burp) I'd just take away their license and the ATX boards to make an example out of them to the others. Nobody (burp) will do a Power Computing to us Morty, that is what ruined Apple and their cloning decision.

Oh yeah, did I mention that (#115)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 3:51 a.m.
Edge is the ONLY browser that supports 4k streaming?
That's right bitches. Firefox don't do it, Chrome don't do it, Safari, no le hace, only the EDGE gives you 4k goodness.

AND it reads ebooks nows too.

Well i lost it (#113)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 3:23 a.m.
I was writing about MS as a service, and what is really wrong with MS and how if you don't want Windows then you should use Linux TODAY don't wait. Windows will become like Android soon. With subscriptions for some programs and ad support for others. That is the way it is. I had like a page of argument backing me up but it didssappeared and I typing all that again. But yeah, even if there is some program you need windows for it don't matter, companies are not going to write software for linux if everybody just runs windows and dual boots linux. Use linux now. Write the companies and DEMAND they make linux equivalents. That5's the ONLY way it is going to work. Your games, don't fucking buy games unless they run on Linux. And if there is software that runs on Linux that rplaces a windows program then fucking support that shit. Otherwise DON'T Bitch.

It's like voting. If you don't vote then keep your your yap shut. Don't give me a bunch a shit how your vote doesn't count statistically or how ylou don't really agree 100% with the candidate or whatever lame excuse. If you run windows then run windows and like it. If you run Apple then run apple and like it. If you run Android or Steam or what the fuck ever, don't be like Oh I would run such and such but you know Cockfluffer v5.0 don't run on it and I need that for you knoe important shit. Fuck off.

You want to use apps and shit fine, run Apple or Apple wannabe Windows. Because that's where they're going and what theyw ant todo.they want to be Apple, They want to be Android with the Windows Store like Google Play store. They want to be on your desktop, your phone, tablet, fridge, car etc. And if that's what you want then graet more power to you. But if you want to be OSS then fucking loadf linux and don't look back.

I also said something about how ppl keep treating MS like it was back in the day. You know the Gates and Balmer days of M$. Nut that isnoyt the company today. And it is sad in a way becasuse theyu no longer lead the industry. They are followers. If Apple does it then they want to do it. If Googkle does it they want to do it. They just want to follow. They don't want Windows 7 or 8 or 10 etc. They just want Windows. Just like Android. Sure we may have Anniversary and Creators and LGBT Edition whatever, but they mean as much as Lollipop, Marshemellow, Jujubee, rockCandy whatever. Anyways, like I was saying, don't wait till then. Get on board with OSS NOW. Don't wait til it is too late. yEAH i'M DONE FOR. I'm doomed. It's too late for me. I ain't changing horses in mid stream. In a few years it ain't gonna matter to me one way or another. But you younger folks, you have a chance and what's more you have an opportunity. Don't let it pass you by. Don't be setting there in twenty years, thinking, shit man, I should've done what that tdillo asshole Brown Coyote said. But fuck, pas the cat food and let me check facepad.

You know I'm right. You just ain't ready to believe it. You think everything is just going to be the same old same old. You think 2017 is going to be just like 1997 and just like 1877 and just like 1617 you know nothjing changes. It's all the same shit right? There is only a market for about five computers worldwide and besides no one will EVER ne3ed more than 640K of RAM. Amiright? Nothing is going to chhange. Ever.

Forgive the spelling and shit I am speeding my ass off anmd I just can't typwe fast enough without busting these keys.

I tell you the truth, this is the Post-PC, Post-Windows, Post-Microsoft, Post-Bill Gates era. Microsoft is slipping away... (#122)
by Orion on April 18, 2017, 7:11 a.m.
because they don't understand it yet.

Android is passing Windows as the most commonly used OS on the Internet!

Apple is having the same problems with their Macs, and made the iPad Pro with a Keyboard to make it a cheap touchpad computer that can work better than a Windows 10 PC and offer cheap apps from one source and not fuck things up like Microsoft did.

My brother, Black Demon, just upgraded to an iPhone 7 with AT&T and he got an iPad Mini and is happy with it. My brother-in-law just upgraded his phone with Sprint and got an Samsung Galaxy Note tablet for free. These phone companies offer a free tablet iPad or Android and charge $10 extra a month for adding it to a data plan. That is now killing PCs and Macs as people throw them away as obsolete junk.

Did you know that even outdated Pentium 4 PCs can run Windows 7 and Windows 10? Just that the GPU is too slow to run video games but with the right PCIe or whatever video card they can run video games better.

Google is killing PCs and Macs with its ChromeOS Chromebooks for $200 each and they can even run Android apps as well.

You know the difference (#112)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 2:25 a.m.
between APPS and programs right? You also realize that it is a setting that you have to set to not allow non-window-store-apps? You realize that there is also a setting in the same place that will allow you to install ANY apps, even unsigned apps? Are you aware that there is a setting to let you sideload apps?

No you probably just read the headline, assumed the worst and now you look like an idiot.

Good Job!

Thank goodness you are on disability because no one in their right mind would hire you to admin a fisher-price calculator.

I got the CU last week. It was not entirely painless. Up to this point I've ONLY had issues with older hardware. well, guess my laptop is now 'older' hardware. And yes, it is almost always a driver issue.

In my case about halfway through the update my laptop began making a noise similar to an air raid siren. It was terrible. I managed to kill the sound, (it was due to feedback loop from my onboard mic thru the built in speakers)

Microsoft Answers was totally useless of course. I got some answers from Google, seems I wasn't alone but most folks were clueless. There were about three solutions that seemed to work for people. In my case, someone mentioned something that allowedf me to track it down. Under Microphone Properties their is a new (I think ) Listen tab. It's not intuitive. Basically it allows one to plug in an MP3 player into the external Mic jack and listen to it like if it were line in. The thing is. My built in mic doesn't HAVE a jack. It's built in to the lid. But Windows sees it as a 3.5" jack. And the Listen box was checked so it was treating my built-in mic like a line in device. Weird right? All I to do was uncheck the Listen box and click Apply and Bobs you Uncle.

trouble is that setting is BURIED under several other tabs and if you're troubleshooting with a loud scream going off it makes it difficult. Anyways that is all sorted.

Ther's another problem. Windows defender has a Security Center now. And inside the Security Center is a thing called PC Health. Now it scans your system periodically and offers suggestions on keeping your system healthy. We're good so far right? Okay well one of these is related to Battery. So I'm using my computer and the little shield pops up with a yellow exclamation saying something needs my attention. It's the battery health. According to Windows I have my brightness set at 100% and I have my sleep setting set to Never. I mean sure, it's a laptop but I don't take it anywhere. It stays here plugged in basically a desktop replacement. So I look all over to see if there is somewhere I can indicate to Windows that yeah, I'm aware of it don't worry about it. Evidently MS forgot about that feature. I've tried work arounds like setting brightness to 99% 95% 90% etc. But battery Health is convinced that my screen is still at 100% and that may reduce my battery life.

So I open the Feedback Hub to make a ticket for this obvious bug. Seems others also have this problem and MS has a note, saying,"We have recieved this feedback and are working on it" and there is a link to a survey for their engineers to describe the problem more fully. So i took the survey and maybe in the next update they'll fix the problem. Until then I have a shield in my Notification Area telling my that my PC is fucked up because I set my screen brightness too high. LOL.

You might not be aware but Windows 10 comes with a Feedback Hub. Simply hit WinKey + ? and it opens. You can give either a suggestion for improvements or open a ticket for a problem. You don't havew to be an Insider either. However, they concentrate on bugs / problems that have the most people reporting it. So if you have some esoteric problem that only you experience it may be some time before it is fixed. It does seem like they do listen to the most vocal complaints though. Several major changes in the CU are ones that were surfaced in the Feedback Hub.

Anyways all your HATE towards Windows 10 is misplaced. And although it isn't perfect it works a fuckload better than that windows 7. I think most of the problems you experience are your own fault and not that of the OS.

Some very nice features of the CU are Game Mode. When you launch a game you can tell Windows to use Game mode. In this mode, Windows will automatically pause and or background all non-essential processes and give your game the maximum amount of resources available so that it runs smoothly. It comes with a number of extra features like you can toggle an onscreen Frames Per Second counter so you can benchmark the performance.

In the areas of Updates, while you cannot keep from updating all together you can defer updates to a lter time. Active hours have been extended from 12 to 18 hours. You can also suspend updates for up to 34 days. If you do that then you will not be asked to update at all for 34 days. I mean that is pretty fucking cool.

OTOH, fucking Cortana is still a Hot Mess. Even with the ability to read your contacts, your email, your calendar and browsing history it still is totally clueless when it comes to doing even simple things. I use Google Now (OK Google) pretty extensively on my phone and it is way better. I can ask it to send an email and dictate the email. I can have it make a note. Take a picture, record, all kinds of things. Where even looking for a file on my local machine seems beyond Cortanas capabilities.

Also there are ads. They don't always LOOK like ads but they are definetly ads. And there are more of them in the CU than ever before. There are ads on the lock screen, in the start menu, in the list of all programs, in the Action Center and popping up periodically in the notification area. It's VERY annoying.

Anyways. My point is there are plenty of things to hate about Windows 10, you don't have to go making up bullshit like this article you have written here. There are also things to like as well. I haven't really tested the Linux framework but I hear it is pretty robust. You'd probably like that a lot. Being able to run your linux programs as native windows apps. Also the ability to run BASH shell scripts in PowerShell must be pretty cool for some.

It is so easy (#114)
by Orion on April 18, 2017, 3:29 a.m.
To get this sort of response out of you.

Linux Mint and Windows 7 Pro on the same PC runs faster than Windows 10 Pro. When I sign up for an AI/ML course the commercial software they want me to use that does math won't work in Windows 10 and they told me to downgrade to Windows 7 to use it. Matlab or something I think.

Hell man, search eBay for $10 Windows 7 Pro and $10 Microsoft Office 2010 Pro Plus COA keys from recycled PCs that became scrap. If you want Windows 8.1 or 10 it is a few dollars more. If you want a newer MS-Office it is a few dollars more too.

When I talk to people at Microsoft program, app, exe file, binary executable file, etc are all talking about the same thing.

You might have gotten Metro/Modern apps confused for Desktop apps.

Windows is free as in beer (#118)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 4:31 a.m.
You just don't know what you're doing, that's all. You pretend like you like you are some guru but you really don't know shit. Hell man, I don't have to search. I got all my shit running and it runs and when it breaks I fix it. I don't whine about how I can't do this or I can't do that. I got MS Office, I got Visio, project, the whole nine fucking yards, all legit. You just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you're just fucking useless and a waste of fucking time. I aint responding to you any more until and unless you can manage to pull your head out your ass. I used to think yopu were cool, like creative and shit but you know. I listen to your shit and its the sAme as trane's shit and all that. Like when you told me Moviemaker didn't work.And it works fine. And then you were like well I don't know how to use it, I'm going to use this youtube shit because igt's made for retards like me. And like krasti is like here install this shit and prActically holding your fucking hand but you can't install it, you can't figure out anything. Like Matlab works fine on Windows 10. In fact if it runs on 7 it runs on 10. You just don't know how to make it work. Do you? Just admit it. No bodeey is judging you. You just don't have the skills. You tell me to write code for this shit. I write Python, I write Java, I write Ada, I write Squeak/smalltalk, I write COBOL, I write three different assemblers, I don't do DotNet, I don't do Javascript although I do VBScript for WSH but thzat ain't top say I couldxn't. I juzst don't. I aint confused, you are confused, you're just a wannabe that comes up wuith excuses and I'm just fucking tired of your bull;shit. You ain't even a good troll and I don't even think you have a fucking degree even. Maybe a GED. At BEST. I thought at one time we could be friends but I don't know. I knopw a bunch of people on the spectrum and I know some ppl with chemical imbalance and personality disorders but I don't think you even WANT to get better. You LIKE it. Anyways I just ain't got time for you. I ain't got time for poison people. So have a good life. I'm just going post and do my shit and whatever you got to say I'm just going to ignore it like a fucking fly. Buuzzzz Buzzz Buzzzz.

Windows is an NSA backdoor, the Windows Insider program is run by a fashion designer that had a dream of designing an op... (#121)
by Orion on April 18, 2017, 7:03 a.m.
erating system.

Windows is as far from free as in freedom as it can get. Free as in beer, but it collects data on the user to pay for it, so there are hidden costs to that. If you don't mind your Internet surfing history to be used by Microsoft to sell to third parties to target you with ads for Plumbuses and Rose Radish Whatchamacallits and Real Dolls and Waifu dating services, feel free to use Windows 10 and don't cry to me when it crashes your hard drive one day because of a misaligned pointer by a Fashion Designer that doesn't know how pointers work and it went into Windows Insider and then the Windows Retail.

Actually, it is not me who is at fault, others having the same problems I am having. Ask anyone who needs RLL programming on a PLC, even if they install a serial port on their PC or Laptop the PLC/RLL software won't work on Windows 10, but does on 7/XP.

You are basically sucking Microsoft's dick when you make posts like that and you posted twice just to annoy me. Either Windows 10 does what I want, or I look elsewhere for an operating system.

Being friends, that ship sailed when you blocked me on Facebook and then make fun of my dead father as Wexel Pixel to try and trigger me. While we can't be friends we can be human beings who care about each others well beings.

I think you are working too hard. I used to program in VBScript, COBOL, FORTRAN, Ada, Pascal, BASIC, Java, JavaScript, X86 Assembly, etc but the real money I made in Visual Studio's Visual BASIC. I've been sick and disabled, but that doesn't mean I am stupid or going to let you accuse me of being autistic and saying "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" cause I am not.

Windows is free as in beer (#117)
by CoyoteBrown on April 18, 2017, 4:30 a.m.
You just don't know what you're doing, that's all. You pretend like you like you are some guru but you really don't know shit. Hell man, I don't have to search. I got all my shit running and it runs and when it breaks I fix it. I don't whine about how I can't do this or I can't do that. I got MS Office, I got Visio, project, the whole nine fucking yards, all legit. You just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you're just fucking useless and a waste of fucking time. I aint responding to you any more until and unless you can manage to pull your head out your ass. I used to think yopu were cool, like creative and shit but you know. I listen to your shit and its the sAme as trane's shit and all that. Like when you told me Moviemaker didn't work.And it works fine. And then you were like well I don't know how to use it, I'm going to use this youtube shit because igt's made for retards like me. And like krasti is like here install this shit and prActically holding your fucking hand but you can't install it, you can't figure out anything. Like Matlab works fine on Windows 10. In fact if it runs on 7 it runs on 10. You just don't know how to make it work. Do you? Just admit it. No bodeey is judging you. You just don't have the skills. You tell me to write code for this shit. I write Python, I write Java, I write Ada, I write Squeak/smalltalk, I write COBOL, I write three different assemblers, I don't do DotNet, I don't do Javascript although I do VBScript for WSH but thzat ain't top say I couldxn't. I juzst don't. I aint confused, you are confused, you're just a wannabe that comes up wuith excuses and I'm just fucking tired of your bull;shit. You ain't even a good troll and I don't even think you have a fucking degree even. Maybe a GED. At BEST. I thought at one time we could be friends but I don't know. I knopw a bunch of people on the spectrum and I know some ppl with chemical imbalance and personality disorders but I don't think you even WANT to get better. You LIKE it. Anyways I just ain't got time for you. I ain't got time for poison people. So have a good life. I'm just going post and do my shit and whatever you got to say I'm just going to ignore it like a fucking fly. Buuzzzz Buzzz Buzzzz.

Ask RMS about that sometime (#123)
by Orion on April 19, 2017, 2:36 a.m.
He only uses software that is free as in speech. The free as in beer software usually has hidden costs.

He built his own web browser and went to my site and liked it because it worked with his web browser and it didn't use any commercial licenses, etc. Offered me to join the FSF as a volunteer and make web pages first and then they'll teach me how to program for some of their projects. I got his attention when I had the Blastarix distro made. He said instead of making my own, just join an existing one.

Happy Easter ala Beltine aka Spring Solstice (#106)
by MiniTrue on April 16, 2017, 6:31 a.m.
Big Brother Trump is leading the world now. His enemies fall to the MOAB! Can't even make a missile that works. Now we found a prediction on Trump by Nostradamus!

It is now time for the end of the world when Jesus Christ comes back to kick some asses that Trump led the way for!

Oh no! the trumpet! (#108)
by United_Fools on April 16, 2017, 8:29 a.m.

and Byzantium is changing its laws (!

by MiniTrue on April 16, 2017, 2:15 a.m.

the truth is in there (#105)
by United_Fools on April 16, 2017, 5:35 a.m.
It is invisible (#107)
by MiniTrue on April 16, 2017, 6:32 a.m.
It was written with lemon juice, just put it near a heat source like a burning match to see the secret message!

Speaking of which how is the user Lemon Juice doing?

We bring you this news update on Big Brother Trump! (#103)
by MiniTrue on April 16, 2017, 2:15 a.m.
Syria was hit with the MOAB and is now pondering surrendering to the USA to become part of the empire.

We've always been at war with Euroasia and Eastasia!

War is peace, ignorance is strength, love is hate, liberals are fascists.

Big Brother Trump is fighting those thought criminals like tdillo who criticize Big Brother and INGSOC! New Internet legislation will be passed soon to protect Internet speech as MiniTrue takes over news media companies on the Internet or real world to cut down on the fake news.

North Korea shakes its fist at the USA, launching defective missiles that blow up too soon or crash in the sea. Can't make it to the USA or even Japan, we'll be dropping the MOAB on them soon.

Our fearless leader did all of this while on vacation playing golf with a perfect game that even Tiger Woods can't match!

Remember foolishness is genuis! Stay foolish!

real news (#100)
by United_Fools on April 16, 2017, 1:35 a.m.
President Trump is upset Amanda Knox voted for Hillary Clinton

Post A Comment (#102)
by CoyoteBrown on April 16, 2017, 1:47 a.m.
This is such a weird version of "I bought her dinner but she won't sleep with me, that bitch"...

For the record: I, too, am very upset Amanda Knox didn't support me for president.

fake news (#99)
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Nice, f@@l. Hoppy Easter! (#101)
by CoyoteBrown on April 16, 2017, 1:36 a.m.
Don't Forget Your Towel (#97)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 9:26 p.m.
It’s hard to think of Brazil and not imagine their luscious rain forest, paradise beaches, the exotic sounds of samba, lambada, and the sexy moves of martial arts, capoeira.

This country exudes sensuality without even trying. The largest country in South America even boasts of some of the most beautiful women in the world.

Just when you think Brazil cannot get anymore sexy, they come up with . . .

Set to open in 2018 in the town of Piracicaba, (Bride of the Hills). The amusement park will be very similar to other parks around the globe.

Except the theme will be around sex.

(Proposed map of the park -

Some of the 'attractions' of the park will include:
* Aphrodisac treats along with the traditional popcorn & soda
* Rides shaped in the form of male and female genitalia
* Erotic sculpture garden
* Cinema with vibrating seats
* Nudist pool with water slide
* A Museum of Sex
* Along with souvenirs shops will sell sex toys

Admission has not been detirmined but developers predict it will be the Brazilian equivalent of around $100 USD per person. Clothing is of course, optional. The devs say that sex will be prohibited in the public area however they plan to have both hotels and private bungalos to rent. The park will only be open to adults.

The park is expected to create 250 new jobs. "This won't be a place for nuns, but it's not like we're trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah," says Mauro Morata, the businessman leading the project.

Not everyone is onboard. Members of the city council for example do not want Piracicaba to be known as 'The Capitol of Sex'. Also a powerful political group, the Christian Socialist Party is opposed to the project.




META: FreeK666 Looks Great On Mobile! (#95)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 5:04 p.m.
kr5dit/procrasti/Freek666 has mentioned that one of their goals for Kr5ddit is to look good on mobile. Well I accessed the FreeK666 site last night on my Android Phone and it looks fantastic. Perhaps port the style of FreeK666 to Kr5ddit and solve multiple problems?
A. Nice look on Mobile
B. Nice familiar look & feel similar to K5. Site doesn't look like ass.
C. Attractive site encourages users to join the community leading to more utilization of the Exchange.


Would also like to mention that the Preview box here is much better IMHO than the dynamic preview on Kr5ddit. Instead of things jumping around as one types.

Of course I'm just a regular not anyone special so I'm wondering what the community thinks? Would be more useful if it had this Scoop skin?

Mobile is a place in Alabama (#194)
by bad on Aug. 13, 2017, 12:15 p.m.
i think... does it look great there? too?!

That's basically the plan. (#109)
by freek666 on April 16, 2017, 10:52 a.m.
The problem is that *everything* takes time...

Current priority are these DDOS attacks.

Jay Pharoah former SNL cast member, "I'm not a Yes Nigger" (#94)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 4:26 p.m.
Pharoah, who was most famous for his portrayal of President Barack Obama, says that he was put into an “impression box” where he was asked to do all the black impressions on the show. But when he refused to do certain bits, such as wearing a dress, the reaction was, “‘What do you mean, you’re not doing it?!'”
The comedian’s contract with “SNL” was not renewed last summer, after starring on the NBC series for six seasons. He alleges that the show almost fired him for speaking up about the lack of diversity among the cast, calling the series, “Wonder Bread — straight up.”

“I was at the audition and me speaking up, they were ready to get rid of me in 2013 when I spoke up,” he said about the casting call for African-American women. “When I said what I said and it went viral … I almost lost my job.”

“I’m just a little more affirmative than some of the other cast members. A lot of people are scared of Lorne. Lorne, I respect the hell out of him,” he said. “I like Lorne. Ain’t no problem with Lorne Michaels … there ain’t no beef with Lorne. We’re on good graces and everything, but there have been some shaky times and that time was a shaky time.”

“If you really noticed, for the last year and a half, they didn’t do any Obama sketches at all. I was like, ‘Just let me do my character, and we’ll be fine.’ They didn’t want to do that, No disrespect to them, but I kind of feel like they gave up … gave up on the Obama thing … I think it was just a whatever attitude.”

As for what he'll be doing post-SNL there is no reason to be concerned. Pharoah has landed the lead role on Showtime’s upcoming series “White Famous.” and he continues to do stand-up. He said, “I’ve got superfans. They show up to my shows and they say, ‘Fuck ‘SNL.” I’m like, ‘Wow, I feel you, my nigger.'”

Dave Chappelle agrees (#96)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

Facebook Claims Removal of Revenge Porn (#93)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 4:02 p.m.
*** Female Marines say, "It's NOT Enough!" ***

In a letter to Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook, the group Not In My Marines, a community of active duty, retired, veteran Marines and civilians dedicated to ending sexual harassment and assault in the Corps wrote, "Facebook, in particular, continues to prove its capability for instantaneous contact: birth announcements, event invitations, links to nude photos of scorned ex-girlfriends, galleries of “slutty wooks desperate for attention,” and more. Rampant, defiant, and deliberate: Facebook has become the reliable host for group pages used to openly mock, disparage, denigrate, and demean the very women who have answered the call of service to our country." The letter continued to call out the Social Media Juggernaut, "the ... ‘Marines United’ Facebook group exposed the kind of pervasive misogynistic behavior that female military members have endured for decades. Online anonymity emboldened users to form or contribute to countless private Facebook pages created with the purpose of exploitation, humiliation, and intimidation."

Facebook recently came under fire when a bombshell report from March revealed that hundreds of Marines were sharing naked pictures of female service members without their permission in a private Facebook group called Marines United. A follow-up report from Business Insider revealed that the behavior had spread to other branches of the military and more private groups on and off Facebook.

The social network recently announced more reporting tools to weed out explicit photos, but Marine veteran Erin Kirk-Cuomo argues that the company's policies remain "largely ineffective" and still don't prevent the spread of "nonconsensual intimate photo sharing" in private, invite-only groups.

Facebook Claims Removal of Revenge Porn (#92)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 4:01 p.m.
*** Female Marines say, "It's NOT Enough!" ***

In a letter to Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook, the group Not In My Marines, a community of active duty, retired, veteran Marines and civilians dedicated to ending sexual harassment and assault in the Corps wrote, "Facebook, in particular, continues to prove its capability for instantaneous contact: birth announcements, event invitations, links to nude photos of scorned ex-girlfriends, galleries of “slutty wooks desperate for attention,” and more. Rampant, defiant, and deliberate: Facebook has become the reliable host for group pages used to openly mock, disparage, denigrate, and demean the very women who have answered the call of service to our country." The letter continued to call out the Social Media Juggernaut, "the ... ‘Marines United’ Facebook group exposed the kind of pervasive misogynistic behavior that female military members have endured for decades. Online anonymity emboldened users to form or contribute to countless private Facebook pages created with the purpose of exploitation, humiliation, and intimidation."

Facebook recently came under fire when a bombshell report from March revealed that hundreds of Marines were sharing naked pictures of female service members without their permission in a private Facebook group called Marines United. A follow-up report from Business Insider revealed that the behavior had spread to other branches of the military and more private groups on and off Facebook.

The social network recently announced more reporting tools to weed out explicit photos, but Marine veteran Erin Kirk-Cuomo argues that the company's policies remain "largely ineffective" and still don't prevent the spread of "nonconsensual intimate photo sharing" in private, invite-only groups.

How-to tell if a story is fake news! (#86)
by FakeNews on April 15, 2017, 7:09 a.m.
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Be skeptical of headlines. False news stories often have catchy headlines in all caps with exclamation points. If shocking claims in the headline sound unbelievable, they probably are.
Look closely at the URL. A phony or look-alike URL may be a warning sign of false news. Many false news sites mimic authentic news sources by making small changes to the URL. You can go to the site to compare the URL to established sources.
Investigate the source. Ensure that the story is written by a source that you trust with a reputation for accuracy. If the story comes from an unfamiliar organization, check their "About" section to learn more.
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Inspect the dates. False news stories may contain timelines that make no sense, or event dates that have been altered.
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At Facebook we care about real news vs. fake news. Any news that basically goes against what we believe in as a corporation is considered fake news. All to make the Zuck even richer! We feel that this site could be reporting fake news, and unless we can verify the owners contact information, it will be added to the fake news blacklist.

We take fake news seriously and debunk everything with Snopes, Politifact, and other serious fake news liberal news media sites.

How do you like us now, Trump?

When Facts fail, how do you convince someone who opposes you? (#82)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 5:53 a.m.
Shit, I've seen this on countless forums on the Internet. Either I've done it or others did it to me. Every link I cite, someone says it is wrong or fake or biased, and every link I am given from them I call wrong or fake or biased.

The problem is the neutral view is not the same as the skeptic view anyone then it is the religious view, etc.

That is the thing about the Internet, it can be full of shit and fake articles and reports and stuff, and people use it to try and convince others. But when anyone is found wrong, they refuse to give up their beliefs?

Fake news is no joke! (#87)
by FakeNews on April 15, 2017, 7:13 a.m.
At Facebook we take fake news very seriously. Anyone caught posting fake news will be temporarily banned for 24 hours. Repeated offenses will lead the account to be banned and deleted. We're Facebook, we don't care, we don't have to!

It's very simple (#85)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 7:08 a.m.
There exist news sources that have a consistent track record and when there is a big story you'll find multiple sources, with consistent records corroborating each other. These sources may be biased or have a particular slant but you can be assured that their reporting is accurate.

There also exist sources that have a record of publishing complete bullshit. Their stories will not be corroborated. They will often say something to the effect that "this is what THEY don't want you to know". So citing them is a waste of time.

They are like those grocery store tabloids. They are for entertainment not real news.

It ain't rocket science. Like that pizza gate crap. People have been to that pizza place and there isn't any child prostitution going on there. And the same goes for any of those 'facts', it doesn't take hardly any effort to debunk them. They often aren't rational and the really sad thing is they make the person trying to spread the bullshit look stupid. And when they continue the more people will dismiss them. People can have opposing viewpoints and remain civil and rational. One has to wonder how strong their position is if they have to resort to fantasy and fallacy to bolster their case.

reboot the person? (#84)
by United_Fools on April 15, 2017, 6:36 a.m.
911 Emeergency 2 (#80)
by United_Fools on April 15, 2017, 4:34 a.m.

Kr5ddit is down!

Fake news by a fool (#88)
by FakeNews on April 15, 2017, 7:13 a.m.
who most likely voted for Trump!

Testing . . . (#79)
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Interesting . . . (#174)
by bad on Aug. 8, 2017, 3:50 p.m.

my bag of pop-corns for your movie viewing pleasure

neat graphics. how did u do that? (#173)
by bad on Aug. 8, 2017, 1:34 p.m.
The below the fold dickbutt is fucked up, right? (#131)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 1:14 p.m.
But what do you expect me to do about it?

Why is it fucked up?

Why did you think it would work?

Fake news (#89)
by FakeNews on April 15, 2017, 7:14 a.m.
Dickbutt does not exist and was made up by Trump supporters at Reddit to troll the Democrats!

+1 FP$ (#133)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 1:15 p.m.
+1 FP (#81)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 5:48 a.m.
That is when Castri adds in a moderation system here. Apparently, ASCII art works here. We need a new issue of Ogg Frog Magazine if someone can manage.

+1 FP$ (#132)
by freek666 on April 30, 2017, 1:15 p.m.
Facebook refuses to remove kiddie porn, because Zuck makes a lot of money off it as kiddie porn advertisers pay Facebook... (#77)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 2:29 a.m.

Parents are begging Zuck to remove the kiddie porn and kiddie porn advertising, but he won't. He is connected with Hillary Clinton and others in Pizza-Gate where they buy out a pizza parlor to attract kids and then kidnap them and fly them to an island that has no laws on it, and diddle them there.

The NWO, etc like to do a lot of kiddie porn stuff because they are so rich they can buy off the police and FBI and even fly to an anarchist island that permits that sort of thing.

It ain't just the Russian mafia apparently? What does Crawford think of it?

90 percent of your post is Bullshit (#78)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 3:28 a.m.
RE:Pizzagate is totally bogus fake news but anyways . . . while I haven't seen any CP on FB nor beheading videos I would not doubt they exist. There are a number of children sharing inapropriate video amongst their peers. Technically and legally that is 'distributing child pornography'. There is an investigation going on here locally in which the FBI is involved. A young girl at the High School was videotaped doing some kind of sexual activity and the video seems to have been shared.
So it's not so much a left wing conspiracy as it is kids using technology in inappropriate ways and I would not doubt some of these are posted to their Facebook, Snapgram, Instatwit, etc.

And as far as FB is concerned I HAVE seen posts involving things such as nudity (adult not kids), posts inciting violence and or making threats of violence, and posts depicting instances of self-harm. Now these ARE in violation of FB's community standards and I have reported them but in each case I recieved a reply from FB saying they had reviewed the material and detirmined it did not violate their standards and suggested I should just block the person. So yeah, FB is full of bullshit when they say they are all concerned and shit.

On a related note I'm surprised you aren't spreading the story about the UN in Haiti running the child sex ring. The story itself is real but it occured several years ago. However, the Trumpsters have been trump-eting it on FB in a way that makes it seem as if it is current news.
Or maybe you should be floating the story about the chems us Lefties are putting in the water to make the frogs gay.

Happy Easter, I'm not sure if the Annual Easter Egg hunt at the Whitehouse will take place. Seems Melania and Donald didn't know they were supposed to organize that. LOL. I can't figure how people can feel safe about a CIC trying to host a war when he can't even manage a simple Egg Hunt. Oh well, the evidence of his collusion with the russians during the campaign is mounting daily. Even the Brits have intercepts of Trump and Co making under the table quid pro quo with Ivan.

So, when does the WINNING start again?

Hi there, Facebook is not able to scan every post or comment to find offensive content. We are currently working on AI G... (#90)
by FakeNews on April 15, 2017, 7:18 a.m.
RID technology to automate this process. Until then you can flag things to our attention.

Companies and people who pay for advertising get priority on our social network, we don't delete their advertising or posts or comments because they are VIPs. If you find anything they post offensive just block them.

Trump does not celebrate Easter, because he believes any holiday not celebrated by the official apostles is not a real Christian holiday. This is a belief shared by most Scottish people and their own version of Christianity.

Winning? When does it start? (#83)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 6:02 a.m.
You are confused, winning is for mega corporations and the rich elite. They surround us with fake news, false reports, news media biases, and distract us all they can so we never learn the truth.

Chemicals turning frogs gay? The only chemical I know that can do that is estrogen and GMO food is modified to have extra estrogen in it to cause males to gain weight and man-boobs and a feminized personality, and in females, it makes them moodier and emotional and triggered more easily. Yeah, too much estrogen can make someone gay or identify with the opposite sex, or even be so confused they think they are an apache helicopter.

Basically, Facebook does not give a shit unless it is some religious nut posting that homosexuals should go to hell or whatever. One time I was role playing on Facebook using my yahoo email and someone reported us and next thing I know my account is banned and deleted. So I registered with my gmail account and instead of role playing I just played online games and added random players as friends to get better at the games. I never uploaded anything offensive or wrote anything offensive, etc. Yet my account was banned and deleted and I never learned why. I was told just to create a new account and not worry about it.

religious nut posting that homosexuals should go to hell or whatever (#91)
by CoyoteBrown on April 15, 2017, 3:37 p.m.
That's all my Facebook Feed is. Being in the South and having friends and family all rednecks my feed is full of Anti-Muslim, Alt-Right and Anti-Homo, Anti-Atheist, Anti-black and Pro-Christian, Pro-Gun, Pro-Life, memes and lots and lots of trump support. Only two women are liberal, one is LGBT and the other is a stoner. If I had a dollar for every Confederate Flag in my feed I would be richer than Bill Gates. Facebook doesn't have any problem with them. In fact I don't think they remove ANYTHING, just pretend to in order to look like they're 'doing something'.
As for you getting your account banned despite not uploading anything offensive, well, knowing you like I do I reckon they just find your presence in general is offensive. You have to admit, you go out of your way to be both obnoxious and argumentative.

Yes but being obnoxious and argumentive (#98)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 9:27 p.m.
Is a symptom of my disability/mental illness that I am trying to learn how to control. It is also not against the law or the TOS. I got a ton of people who are conservative or liberal on my feed that are more obnoxious and argumentive than I am and they get to keep their accounts.

by Orion on April 15, 2017, 2:21 a.m.

That should not happen! (#76)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 2:22 a.m.
I accidentally clicked post twice, and got a blank story. It should not happen and raise an error to notify the user that they need to add in more words and stuff.

No... It's working as designed... (#110)
by freek666 on April 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.
Why put any constraints on what can be posted, if people don't like it, they will be able to vote it down... if a blank post is liked, then it can be voted up!


OK so Kr5ddit is down a lot. (#74)
by Orion on April 15, 2017, 2:21 a.m.
I guess we can make this the backup place to post and meet. Kick the tires of FreeK666 to see how they work.

So far it has a Scoop look and feels due to CSS. Everything is in some Diary Ghetto until section stories is added.

Anyone want to help out, go here:

Apparently, link activation and HTML tags don't work yet.

If you want to know what I contributed to FreeK666 was the private message thing. No big deal and not very much.

model hackers (#73)
by United_Fools on April 13, 2017, 1:57 a.m.

truly inspirational

911 EMERGENCY (#66)
by United_Fools on April 12, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

Kr5ddit IS DOWN!

This Hawkeye Newsflash WKRP in Cincinnati (#70)
by Orion on April 12, 2017, 7:57 p.m.
Kr5ddit is still down! As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!

by United_Fools on April 12, 2017, 9:50 p.m.
yes, [they can](!

Not when dumped from a helicopter (#72)
by CoyoteBrown on April 12, 2017, 10:11 p.m.
In Cincinatti for a (fictional) radio station PR stunt.
That episode is pure classic. From the Herbert Morrisonesque horror of Les Nessman's reporting to the shock on station manager Arthur Carlson's face.
<a href="">Based on an actual event . . .</a>
Fuck this shite is so broken, THANKS OBAMA!

cannot give a score yet in freek666 (#68)
by United_Fools on April 12, 2017, 7:42 p.m.
so +1

Looks like a job for . . . (#67)
by CoyoteBrown on April 12, 2017, 6:03 p.m.
Banana Man, who can debug the cryptic code of complex software, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Mike Crawford, mild-mannered consultant for the great global company Soggy Wizards, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way against the evil forces of Russian hackers, borkers and goat-fucking ignorant mother fuckers while defending the honor of innocent Denny's waitresses. Quick! To the Internet Cafe!

by United_Fools on April 12, 2017, 7:42 p.m.
cannot give a score yet in freek666 (#68)

so +1

Kr5ddit Goes Down More Than A Tijuana Hooker (#63)
by CoyoteBrown on April 11, 2017, 6:56 p.m.
I guess Anon was right, Kr5ddit really IS dying.
Course I suppose it could be Russians too. Or maybe the Chinese jealous of Kr5's high status and value.
Just so you know, I'm just yanking your chain. Takin the piss as you folks in Ozlandia say. I do wish whatever was messing with the site would stop. It's bad enough w/o DSMB and K5. I got to have somewhere to go bogo.

Why not here? (#64)
by Orion on April 12, 2017, 2:34 a.m.
This place still exists, and it is 100% free and open source. Crasti made a Scoop RSS so it even looks like the old Kuro5hin or DSMB site.

Also the Github:

I haven't worked on it for a long time, trying to get my life in order. Psyche doctor says I am doing better, showing emotions now when last year I could not show any emotions and had a flat affect poker face that even Lady Gaga could not match.

I'm trying to wake up earlier and get to sleep sooner as well to try and get my sleep schedule back on track.

If I get better I can learn some more Python and work on stuff, no promises yet but any progress is better than none.

by CoyoteBrown on April 8, 2017, 3:26 p.m.

So why is this up and running but the main site is down? (#58)
by CoyoteBrown on April 8, 2017, 3:26 p.m.

This site here was down for a while (#65)
by Orion on April 12, 2017, 4:29 a.m.
It is back up now. Can't seem to win for losing or something.

Kuro5hin Kurse or something seems to attack sites that replace it. Like a rogue hacker that Rusty owes money to took down Kuro5hin, and any site that dares to try to replace it.

Funky (#62)
by CoyoteBrown on April 8, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

Weird (#61)
by CoyoteBrown on April 8, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

Don't know... only just noticed the main site is down. (#60)
by freek666 on April 8, 2017, 4:51 p.m.
Interesting... (NOT)

Called the rape advisory hotline. (#49)
by CoyoteBrown on March 25, 2017, 11:43 p.m.
Imagine my embarassment when they tell me that it is for the 'victims'. Silly Me

Hmmmmm.... not judging or anything... but immediately I don't want this on the front page... (#57)
by freek666 on March 28, 2017, 7:24 p.m.
Is google getting this? Probably...

so... fart zone it?

IMHO: Thoughts on being foolish (#44)
by United_Fools on March 25, 2017, 5:12 a.m.

there is a bug... the page says 6 comments but none has been posted (#48)
by United_Fools on March 25, 2017, 9:29 p.m.
Oh yeah, needs to be replaced with the number from the summary... (#52)
by freek666 on March 27, 2017, 1:18 p.m.
add it to the bug list.

by CoyoteBrown on March 25, 2017, 12:58 a.m.

This is by design... (#46)
by freek666 on March 25, 2017, 11:40 a.m.
Post what you like and let the mods sort it out.

Don't abuse it here.

by freek666 on March 28, 2017, 5:48 p.m.
by freek666 on March 25, 2017, 9 a.m.
by CoyoteBrown on March 25, 2017, 12:57 a.m.

IMHO: Thoughts on being Liberal (#41)
by CoyoteBrown on March 25, 2017, 12:57 a.m.
IMHO a majority of Americans hold a false perception promoted by Hollywood, encouraged by corporate marketing racial sexual equality achieved and settled civil war in 1865


Rufus Leroy Tanksley Jr "I have been called a liberal."
YES! The term LIBERAL expressed with the vehemence normally reserved to pejoratives describing evil more vile than acts of serial incestuous penetration of necrotizing lesions.

Aimee Stone It is a constant source of confusion for me that a party sworn to reduce the bureaucratic interference of the Federal Government into the financial, commercial  activities of their constituency expends such effort interfering with the intellectual reproductive rights of the recently realized radical regenderization of rape-happy robotic republican resistance!

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No IMG tag support yet? As long as CB doesn't post dick pics we should be alright. (#50)
by Orion on March 27, 2017, 4:46 a.m.
And WHAT may I ask . . . (#55)
by CoyoteBrown on March 27, 2017, 9:24 p.m.
Is wrong with My dick?
I have a perfectly cromulent dick
<img src="">

So, you want my (kr5ddit's) markdown system ported to freek666? (#53)
by freek666 on March 27, 2017, 1:19 p.m.
6 comments (#47)
by CoyoteBrown on March 25, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

It's always 6 comments, 6 new, 6 words in story! (#54)
by freek666 on March 27, 2017, 1:20 p.m.
It is FreeK666 after all.

That's how it worked in development until I got cleva with it.

But, yeah, someone should raise a bug for it...

United Fools of America (#36)
by United_Fools on March 24, 2017, 2:08 a.m.
A society fighting for the rights of fools in America and around the world! We work to eliminate discrimination based on intelligence, merits and ability! To protect your rights, join us!
Our belief: everyone is created equal! Everyone should enjoy the same status, privileges and position, independent of race, gender, age, religion, beliefs and IQ!
Our Goal: To Eliminate Intelligence-based Discrimination!


Intelligence-based discrimination is a form of social injustice deeply entrenched in the modern society and impacting people’s lives every day. Intelligence discrimination should be addressed the same way as race, gender or age discrimination and legislation shoulbe be enacted to ban unfair treatment because of intelligence, or preception of intelligence. Affirmative actions for disadvantaged people due to low intelligence are badly needed.

“All Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” –from the Declaration of Independence, 1776

All men are created equal, the words have been told for more than two hundred years. Yet it took the struggles of many to obtain equalty for people disadvantaged because of their race, skin color, gender, and age. Laws have been passed to ban these discriminations and affirmative actions implemented to correct the past wrongs. Yet another serious form of discrimination, that of intelligence, has not received significant attention and millions of people are denied opportunities or successes because of their intelligence, or, their perceived intelligence.

Intelligence is, like skin color, a trait from birth. Some people are born poor speakers. Some are born poor at math, or at art or at sports. Some people are slow thinkers or react slowly. But they are human beings, and they should have rights for the same opportunities and potential for advancement as smart people. People may be stupid, but that’s not their fault!

Intelligence discrimination, or “preceived intelligence” discrimination (because many people do not have the skills to judge intelligence accurately), is everywhere, and you probably have experienced it in your life. When you were in grade school, did you wonder why your math teacher always favor that kid who did well in math tests more than you? In your job, did you wonder why should that guy who completes tasks faster or appears to be a quick thinker get promoted instead of you? Or even worse, you may have the same ability as that other guy at the particular tasks, but bacause he expresses himself better or is a smooth talker, he, not you, gets that big job?

Such unfairness occurs daily everywhere in the world. People appearing foolish are denied successes and advancements. Such denials often are due to perception, instead of accurate measurements of one’s ability to do a particular task. People do not know that fools can take important and leading roles and often can do a better job than the so-called “smart” people.

Fools often have to hide their nature, for these who can learn such lessons and capable of hiding it. They cannot express their true selves and have to try to “fit in” with the “smart” people. They have to live painful lives and watch out everyday not to reveal their foolishness. Often after they made to the top, people find out that they are actually fools, like Dan Quayle! But people do not think that, fools can be leaders too! People do not assume that, fools, like Dan Quayle, can serve as the Vice President of the United States! But he did! His political career was over once his foolishness was known, but that should not be the case.

Putting fools at the position of leadership actually has great benefits. Fools obey the rules and cannot figure out evil plans. For example, if Enron’s leaders were fools, would they have figure out how to commit accounting fraud? On ther other hand, it requires no reminder that great evils were done by smart people. Do you think bin Laden or Hilter were fools? Of course not!

Therefore the common belief to advance smart or hard working people should be changed. Fools need to be given equal opportunities and considerations. But merely conceptual changes and public education are not enough. The social injustice runs so deep that only legal measures can guarantee equal rights for fools.

Hard working is often stated as the way to make to the top no matter what the preconditions are. But smart people can work hard too, and this places fools at a disadvantage. Fools have to work much harder than smarties to achieve the same. Therefore hard working is not the save-all solution for the social injustice and cannot be relied upon as the only measure. External help is necessary for fools.

Therefore, we demand laws to ban discrimination based on IQ, perceived IQ or similar measures. We call on governments to implement policies prohibiting preferential treatments for people with high achievements or IQs. (Perceived) Intelligence should not be a factor in job application, scholarship application or school admission. Fools should not be afraid that showing their foolishness may have negative consequences.

We also calls for affirmative actions for fools. Foolish children should receive more lecture time from teachers. Test scores should be normalized against students’ IQ. Fools should receive more relaxed standards for job performance, for example, more time to complete a task than that given to a “smart” person. Fools should receive more training from employers. Fools should not receive lower salaries than smart people. We call for government agencies to enforce these regulations and to accept complains from fools for intelligence discrimination.

We are in the last barrier toward addressing inequalities in our society, that of intelligence-based discrimination. Race, gender and other forms of discrimination have been outlawed, and it is time to take action to eliminate injustices due to intelligence. We have presented the rational for fool equality and concrete measures to be implemented. It is time to implement these actions and to have all people, dumb and smart, as equals and sharing the same potential for successful, happy and satisfying lives.

seems very fast, compare to the current kr5ddit! (#37)
by United_Fools on March 24, 2017, 2:09 a.m.
Please excuse the edit (#39)
by freek666 on March 24, 2017, 2:10 p.m.
fold added.

Built for maximum speed. (#38)
by freek666 on March 24, 2017, 2:07 p.m.
Trolling at the speed of light.

But need to add the fold to your stories...

Three dashes on a line by itself.

What's next for FreeK666? (#34)
by freek666 on March 21, 2017, 11:04 p.m.
I think this is the appropriate place to talk about the future of freek666, both long and short term.

More below the fold (hint, hit the view source link!)


Firstly fix the story submit page, the preview should be the comment as a story, not displayed as a comment, and the edit button shouldn't require a page reload... basically it's all off compared to the 'smoothness' of the comments (even that's not perfect in places).

Move everything into freek666, so it is really just one logical module with submodules... this is to avoid polluting the namespace and has other advantages... but makes it possible to merge into kr5ddit. Currently they both have a module called 'comments'... that's going to screw things up. Try and move comments into freek666 and see if can merge cleanly after that.

It's going to be tricky because I built the docker integration stuff basically separately... in the end, want to get best of both worlds running as the base.

Then I want the moderation hooks.

Then I want user editable styles.

See if we can get slashdot, reddit, kuro5hin, kr5ddit(classic) styles working, and hopefully a kr5ddit nextgen style and a few alternatives or something.

Clearly the X new messages doesn't work, nor do the words in story...

Probably shouldn't show the 'Full Story' link at the bottom of the intro in full story detail view...

Then pagination is going to be a problem...

Probably want to cache lots of stuff... and even denormalise the database, ie, minimize the calculations for number of replies... and the intro and body split stuff...

Also move to a docker env, with proper database and stuff... kr5ddit seems faster than this now all of a sudden.

test test (#35)
by United_Fools on March 24, 2017, 2:05 a.m.
Python/Django training (#30)
by Orion on March 21, 2017, 3:09 a.m.
Anyone care to share any links to good websites and ebooks that teach Django and Python? I've learned over 37+ programming languages in my lifetime, maybe even more, mostly obsolete and so old they date to the 1980s or 1990s.

I find Python is what BASIC should have become, it is so powerful, yet a bit easy to use syntax when it uses white space instead of semi-colons and other crap.

I haven't really done much with FreeK666, but I can give feedback and think of things to improve, and try to get back into it someday. I'm using Windows 7 because 10 is shitty, and I am trying to run Linux in a virtual machine so it is easier to work with just the bare minimal installed for FreeK666 with Docker and all of that.

Why not the standard tutorials? (#33)
by freek666 on March 21, 2017, 11:28 a.m.

Tutorial links on both those pages...

Remember, django is a python framework, so best to do the python tutorial first if you aren't yet comfortable with that.

If this were a story (#31)
by freek666 on March 21, 2017, 8:47 a.m.
This would be the intro


And this would be below the fold!

by freek666 on March 20, 2017, 9:01 p.m.
Well, freek666 now has 'stories', of sorts anyway.

It mostly works...

You have to make your own fold! Can you work it out?


Sure, there are lots of kinks... the story preview doesn't work all that well... but pretty much everything else works well, I think.

Javascript comment posting... no more live preview (no one likes that, do they?)... but you can troll pretty fast here if you like!

Gonna try and make freek666 mergable back into kr5ddit!

Tell me what you think in the comments below!

You do have to be logged in to comment though! (#27)
by freek666 on March 20, 2017, 9:17 p.m.
Please be aware of that.

Not currently tied into kr5ddit in any way.

Should I make a diary section just like the old k5 on kr5ddit?

I think that's a good idea... but some other things first!

Using this from my android. (#28)
by freek666 on March 20, 2017, 10:02 p.m.
Why is the comment text so big in comparison to the story text?

Some android accessibility setting... (#40)
by freek666 on March 24, 2017, 7:23 p.m.
Looks even better now!

Sent from my new android. (#20)
by freek666 on Feb. 10, 2017, 11:34 a.m.
Seems okay... I guess.

I heard the key to making a site mobile friendly is to design for mobile first. (#25)
by Scragg on March 6, 2017, 6:52 p.m.
Use @media CSS selectors.

The fact that this is even usable on an android is great... (#24)
by freek666 on March 6, 2017, 6:34 p.m.
How does it go using speech as input. (#21)
by freek666 on Feb. 10, 2017, 12:17 p.m.
Pretty well by the look of it. Well that really is something.

How does this work? (#22)
by freek666 on Feb. 12, 2017, 4:58 a.m.
Pretty well apparently. Wow. I like this TouchPal thing. Cool. 😸. Even emojis right here on freek666.

How is that even possible?

The entry box is smallish... But that discourages big posts with small space. (#23)
by freek666 on March 6, 2017, 6:32 p.m.
The next version has a larger text area and is smaller device awarish..

Pretty cool! (#29)
by freek666 on March 20, 2017, 10:44 p.m.
OK I logged in and am using it now. (#11)
by Orion on Dec. 20, 2016, 1:44 a.m.
It looks a lot like Scoop but with CSS files you should be able to change that as needed. I like the Preview option. I can see that the first part of the message becomes a subject heading or whatever. The trick is to post the subject heading as one line and hit enter to make a new paragraph for the body of the message.

What do you think of the inline posting? (#19)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 7 a.m.
I think it's well cool! Saves on the page reloading... don't have to scroll to the right comment... better for the server, better for the client! Better than ever!

Next I want to make top level comments look list stories on scoop. (#18)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:59 a.m.
So front page here becomes like scoop's diary section maybe?

And add a 'view source' feature so we can see how other people post images or whatever it is they do.

But busy with family / christmas at the moment.

WOW! That took you an inordinately long time to get working! (#32)
by freek666 on March 21, 2017, 11:14 a.m.

Also, first line is subject. (#16)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:51 a.m.
Next line and below is the body, but I also allow a double space... because that feels more natural.

Ok I just learned more. (#12)
by Orion on Dec. 20, 2016, 1:47 a.m.
Word wrap is not enabled so if a paragraph isn't broken up with carrier returns it scrolls off the page to make the webpage wider.

Hopefully, if each sentence is double spaced it should work.

FIXED $ (#17)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:53 a.m.
How do I d css so that it does pre like formatting for indenting, but with wordwrap for long lines? (#14)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:41 a.m.
I found it: (#15)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:45 a.m.
white-space: pre-wrap;


Hmmm... not sure why that didn't work... will look into it. (#13)
by freek666 on Dec. 20, 2016, 6:35 a.m.
Currently no markdown, just plain html with a tiny bit of css... will take a look.

Preview's much better than at kr5ddit, right?

Yes preview is better than Kr5ddit, and it is not a live preview as you type. One time I forgot to tap the post button a... (#51)
by Orion on March 27, 2017, 4:50 a.m.
nd left the page and didn't post, when I wanted to post. I thought I did post, but it was just the preview button.

If this were a Scoop Story (#10)
by newuser on Dec. 19, 2016, 3:45 a.m.
Then this would be the intro text


And this would be the body.

Just something to think about, right?


Reposting (#9)
by newuser on Dec. 19, 2016, 3:17 a.m.

Say Hello! (#8)
by newuser on Dec. 19, 2016, 1:52 a.m.
Don't be shy!

Welcome to FreeK666 (#1)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 7:51 p.m.
I was the first to comment!

You need to sign up to post comments.


Signing up is free! (#2)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 8:46 p.m.
Check out our fast inline preview and posting feature!
- Troll 50% faster than DSMB
- Post 200% faster than kr5ddit!
- 150% less annoying previews than kr5ddit!

Trying it out! (#6)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 11:58 p.m.
I'm trying to make it look as good as possible in chrome... and matching the look and feel of scoop.

It doesn't look as good in firefox or khtml or the others in linux... oh well. The source is open, if anyone can help!!?!?!

Some small wrinkles to iron out... but getting better!

Also, no captcha's! (#4)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 10:13 p.m.
Sign up is quick, easy and anonymous!

Hello, I am newuser. (#7)
by newuser on Dec. 19, 2016, 12:30 a.m.
What am I doing here?

But WOW, signing up was SO easy, I couldn't believe how easy it was to start using FreeK666!

You can start using it today too!

And the comment preview is amazing! It made it so easy to get the formatting just right, and all in place!

And I'm secure in the knowledge, that with the power of javascript technologies, I will never lose a comment to the 'internet' again!

same old admin though $ (#5)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 11:02 p.m.
More like 2000% faster than kr5ddit! (#3)
by freek666 on Dec. 18, 2016, 8:51 p.m.

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